James

“I grinned. “I got a planet for my birthday. I don’t think any other birthday is going to top this.”
Mom laughed. “Wait until you start having sex, you might be surprised.”
― Darinne Paciotti, Growing Up Godly

“Here. Start eating. It’ll be harder for you to insult me when your mouth is full.”
― Everley Falls, Unsteady: A Contemporary Omegaverse Romance

“Her body is a temple, and we are devout worshipers.”
― Elizabeth Helen, Broken by Daylight

“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting from the wall. Vale shoved him back. I assumed in thanks.

“Me and that pampered prince?” Vale scoffed derisively. “Not in your lifetime.”

“I only associate with nonpsychotic individuals,” Vidrol agreed.

“You only associate with pussy,” Vale shot back.

“I haven’t associated with pussy in such a long time, I’m basically as nonperforming as you are. I might as well get a hut in the woods and start wearing unflattering robes and waxing on about how everyone’s fate belongs to the water while I howl at the moon with the rest of my weird-ass sector.”

“Everything flatters me,” Vale responded calmly. “And I performed to the hilt inside the very body you went celibate for, so I can understand why you now strive to be like me.”
― Jane Washington, A World of Lost Words