Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine Quotes

“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!”
“SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?”
“Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“I had a familiar.
“Seriously? Why didn’t you tell me?” I demanded. The pig snorted and gave me a deadpan look. Oh. Yeah.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“Blowing out a sigh, I stood. I could totally do this. I’d embrace the woodsy life and return to civilization as a changed person.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“I purred and wiggled my behind, hoping to encourage his morning woodpecker to do a bit of drilling.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“You can’t unrub the lamp and cram the genie back inside.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“Blowing out a sigh, I stood. I could totally do this. I’d embrace the woodsy life and return to civilization as a changed person. Or you might die. I shushed the inner voice that wanted a nap and a bag of snacks”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine