Jaime

“Like the fact that he’s my twin brother and I know you’ll eventually ask us to double-penetrate you.”
I tried very hard to look shocked. “I don’t even know what that means, Shane.”
“And you’re never going to find out.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“He also noticed me watching. “Gotta stretch after a run.”

“Don’t I know it, ” I said, because, you know, I did attend gym class once upon a time. I eventually got out of it with a hard-won, totally bogus asthma diagnosis that placed me right where I wanted to be – the library. But I did remember the bit about stretching after a run.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Told you to buy a Mac.”
― Abigail Roux, Ball & Chain