Andrew Brooks

“she wasn’t an elf, they’re pointed ears and lace wings and ballet costume. Countess Judy was the Queen of the Fey. Which is a totally different kettle of barracudas,”
― Tom Holt, Earth, Air, Fire and Custard

“You expect me to get on a helicopter? I don’t do helicopters. I weigh too much, and I know too much about gravity.”
― J.A. Jance

“Some remnants sob, some scream, some fight you for control. It’s why you always charge your clients for an acclimation period, so you don’t end up with an unpleasant surprise when you first plug in a remnant drive—like the angry dead spewing vitriol at their bewildered relatives. (Clients do not usually pay for the privilege of being reamed out by their late loved ones.)”
― Tia Tashiro, Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 206, November 2023

“It’s very important that you try very, very hard to remember where you electronically transferred Mommy and Daddy’s assets.”
MICHAEL MASLIN, JULY 24, 2000”
― Michael Maslin