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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
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Apr 09, 2013 02:09AM
It's OK, I've got three different Chinese foundry companies bidding for the empty cans
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Pat (Scorpio) wrote: "David wrote: "I saved you a seat *Pats lap* ;-)"Oy! leave my lap out of it!"
LOL, Pat :D
David wrote: "But that's the fluffer's job ;-)"EXCUSE ME??????
I didn't think they had fluffers, I thought Viagra had done away with that.
Good grief. I turn my back and Jim's thread explodes!
Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "David wrote: "But that's the fluffer's job ;-)"EXCUSE ME??????"
It must be your mind! Obviously I meant cushions etc.
I see Patti has gone fluffy!
I'm reliably informed that cushions are plumped. I honestly don't care what is done to cushions.*where's that shovel?*
Ignite wrote: "Good grief. I turn my back and Jim's thread explodes!"I feel like a teenager trying to explain to parents why it seemed such a wonderful idea at the time to mention on facebook that he was throwing a party
Lesson: never mention the word party when Patti is around. Or curtains. Or anything really...
Doesn't work, if you don't talk she just tickles you until you do
Jim wrote: "Ignite wrote: "Good grief. I turn my back and Jim's thread explodes!"I feel like a teenager trying to explain to parents why it seemed such a wonderful idea at the time to mention on facebook th..."
I've been looking back through this thread, and I believe Patti started the chaos :-)
OIY!Dave, you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.
Tsk, and now you've made me use a bad word.
'full' horrible word, that.
Almost certainly . You'll be relieved to know she is working for the next 3 days, so that should slow her down slightly.
David wrote: "*quaking*"As you should, little man.
I can run faster angry than you can frightened.
Oh. Feel free to use that line in a story. That was a good'un, wasn't it? :)
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Almost certainly . You'll be relieved to know she is working for the next 3 days, so that should slow her down slightly."If he ever read the morning thread, he'd already know that.
He might have missed the significance.
Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "OIY!Dave, you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown......."
Oh a quote, a quote. Must have a word with the editor, it's a line that I can use :-)
Anyway now it's quiet I've managed to get some work done. 2000+ words for the next book AND three 450 word pieces for someone
Well done. I really need to stop logging on so much
Oh is that what they're calling it now? 'Logging on'?
The presence of the internet is the biggest argument for going back to typewriters
Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "Oh is that what they're calling it now? 'Logging on'?"*sigh* Signing in then
Jim wrote: "The presence of the internet is the biggest argument for going back to typewriters"Are you on face book, Jim?
Gosh, I go away for two days and this thread turns into happy hour at the spearmint rhino. Did goodreads put something in the water or something? ;~)
No idea about spearmint rhinos. Peppermint unicorns. Oh yes,
Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "No idea about spearmint rhinos. Peppermint unicorns. Oh yes,"
Good name. Next step dragon's den.
I'm in.But only if there are actual unicorns.
David wrote: "Jim wrote: "The presence of the internet is the biggest argument for going back to typewriters"Are you on face book, Jim?"
yes, have been for a large number of years, but for most of them I actually had the page hidden, just used it when research/google led me to pages.
Now being a 'writer' I have to have a 'web presence' so of course I'm 'active' on facebook.
Notice the enthusiasm and joy in my writing
and the excessive use of quotation marks
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "and the excessive use of quotation marks"It's only an offence in more liberal jurisdictions
what about Labour?
You aren't suggesting any of us work, are you?
Heaven forfend"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
Anyhow here on what appears to be the porn and popcorn thread no one does any work anyway
Where's the popcorn?...I like toffee popcorn, any left?Won't say no to a drink either. I'll just go and sit in that comfy chair in the corner and wait till you all come back.
I came here on hearing the word popcorn. Am I too late?
we have some cheese and minion crisps in the cupboard.
I think Gingerlily if trying to fatten me up..
Mention porn and popcorn and suddenly we have to sell tickets!<< pulls himself up to his full height and says pompously >>
This is supposed to be a literary establishment, promoting exquisitely written works of fiction.
<< shrugs>>
I'll go and get the crisps and popcorn
Told you it'd work Jim. Porn and popcorn and they're flocking in ;~)
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