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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
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Gingerlily - The Full Wild
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Oct 26, 2012 03:34PM
I'll tell the snakes to behave.
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Will wrote: "No no no, you have to climb her ivory tower and brave the dungeon."given that I supplied most of the 'features' in her dungeon, it probably doesn't count for me.
After all I've installed several million spider-hours of cobweb, as well as the distressed beams
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "I'll tell the snakes to behave."They always behave, we just need to know whether it's well (and for what definition of well)
Dont talk to me about the distressed beams! I had to shut thd dungeon down and give them an intensive counselling session. They were totally distraught after ths installation. Whoever distressed them was more than a bit heavy-handed.
hey, you cannot distress a beam without being heavy handed. Sorry and all that, but if you want distressed beams, distressed beams you get. You didn't ask for beams that were just a little bit miffed, or beams that had had a 'bad hair day' (or the beam equivilent).Look, you're running a dungeon, not a woodcraft folk away day (and the less we say about your part in that particular episode the better) so you've got to expect this sort of thing.
Shhhh! You weren't supposed to mention the woodcraft incident! The inquiry established it wasn't my fault. Isn't a lifetime ban a bit of a harsh punishment without having everyone talking about it...
Well at least you have managed to cover up the Corsican episode, I think you've got away with that one
Um Jim, could you please stop mentioning these things. People are reading this thread you know...
Patti (Migrating Coconut) wrote: "No we aren't."See Gingerlily, there's nothing to worry about
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "She's lying!"She's a Canadian! What a thing to say.
Anyway if you get people interested about the Corsican interlude they'll not ask about the 'other' chocolate fountain
Well there have been at least 55 people who have looked at this thread. And Patti reads everything. What do you know about THAT chocolate fountain??
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Well there have been at least 55 people who have looked at this thread. And Patti reads everything. What do you know about THAT chocolate fountain??"
who do you think borrowed the forklift to move it!
And who do you think 'found' the containment vessel that was needed to put it in prior to burying it?
Otherwise we'd have needed a sight more than 55 people just to shift it
Ah yes well... I did make you sign the non-disclosure papers, didn't I?
Thats what she told me.
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Ah yes well... I did make you sign the non-disclosure papers, didn't I?"And I haven't disclosed it have I. After all there's no one else looks at this thread
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Thats what she told me."And she's a Canadian so it must be true! (I was told by a Canadian that Canadians cannot lie)
Patti is not your typical Canadian. She is capable of being impolite for one thing!
Patti (Migrating Coconut) wrote: "No I'm not."Thats not very polite!
How could I disbelieve the word of a Lady? (other than by years of practice)
Will wrote: "*Discreet silence*"Well that's a first!
Will - check your merlot levels!
I can't get the dipstick down my throat.:(
Will wrote: "I can't get the dipstick down my throat.:("
As the actress....
Will wrote: "I can't get the dipstick down my throat.:("
You hold his arm Gingerlily, I'll see if I can get a drip in. Levels this low, we'll have to put it straight into the vein!
Hang on! Who's paying for the merlot????
Will wrote: "Hang on! Who's paying for the merlot????"You could try the NHS. . .
Will wrote: "Hang on! Who's paying for the merlot????"Well you're the one who's just got the new book published!
Still waiting for it :-(
Its brilliant Jim, you'll love it...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Its brilliant Jim, you'll love it..."I cannot wait.
Beggar, I suppose I'll have too
Look, it's in the post, all right? I sent it first class, so you'll have it next week.
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Its brilliant Jim, you'll love it..."Would you mind not whispering that, please?
I've got this PA system I could lend you.
ITS BRILLIANTTTTT!!!!!!shall I get out the pompom and cheerleader's costume?
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "ITS BRILLIANTTTTT!!!!!!shall I get out the pompom and cheerleader's costume?"
Whilst you've got the outfit to hand, have you seen the review Ignite gave Swords for a Dead Lady
Proceeds to do backflips round the yard!
If Ignite likes you, you're made!
I think she half likes me. So I'm just mad.
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "If Ignite likes you, you're made!"I think she half likes me, as I'm only mad.
Great review Jim, that should encourage you to get book 2 out!
I like the bit I've read Will. I'm up to my letter box in proof reading at the mo - I've got 'em stacked up 3 deep - but I've got to read your 2nd book. It's calling to me....
Probably saying : You know you are going to regret this... like the bottom of a Ben & Jerry's ice cream tub.
Will wrote: "Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "If Ignite likes you, you're made!"I think she half likes me, as I'm only mad.
Great review Jim, that should encourage you to get book 2 out!"
'Dead Man Riding East' is with the publisher as we speak. It's edited, proof read by Angels, what more can I say.
You have a silver tongue on you young man!
Ignite must be talking to you there, Jim.If my tongue were silver, the ex would have pawned it.
Will wrote: "Ignite must be talking to you there, Jim.If my tongue were silver, the ex would have pawned it."
I lived for some years in a household which consisted of my wife, three daughters and my mother. I have well tuned survival instincts.
And you could probably get a job as a diplomat in Afghanistan.
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