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message 351: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments David wrote: "Who are those guys in macs queueing up outside your thread, Jim?"

I think it was something Patti said about getting all sticky. I'm sure they've just brought wet wipes and fluffy towels


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Someone said there was a porn video showing here...


message 353: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments Filming GL, then showing... which is Will's cue


message 354: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments David's still writing the screenplay, I think.

I bet the dialogue will be amazing!


message 355: by David (last edited Apr 08, 2013 10:44AM) (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments True seventies style ;-) "Confessions of a forum moderator"


message 356: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Probably other farmers. Entertainment can be a bit short somedays, you know


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Big perms and bell bottoms then eh?


message 358: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I better dig out my white go-go boots.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments they are probably gone-gone at this stage


message 360: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments I'm going to need help with the dialogue; I hear Vanessa's the go to person for such things


message 361: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Patti (It's a grape life) wrote: "I better dig out my white go-go boots."

Are they leather?


message 362: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments PVC ;)


message 363: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments Don't forget bad beards and other unfortunate facial hair. Phnark.

Cheers

MTM


message 365: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments *waits patiently for the curtain to rise*


message 366: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments What!!! Oh... curtain


message 367: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments M.T. wrote: "Don't forget bad beards and other unfortunate facial hair. Phnark.



And that's just the usherettes.



Vanessa (aka Dumbo) (vanessaakadumbo) | 8459 comments David wrote: "I'm going to need help with the dialogue; I hear Vanessa's the go to person for such things"

I'd better keep quiet or I'll get your thread shut down ;o)


message 369: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments Go for it, this is Jim's thread :D


message 370: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments It's time Jim saw the Sin Bin, anyway.

On second thoughts, I left some single malt there


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Jims quite respectable really. At least until now...


message 372: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments He's not always run such an outragious thread then?


message 373: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Is it might fault the disreputable choose my threat to hang out in?
I suppose I could spam everyone, oops I mean pass round copies of some good books for you all to read whilst you're waiting for David to finish the screen play,but they'd probably be a bit tame compared to what you're all expecting to watch.


message 374: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Oh, you write books do you Jim?

What sort of books?


message 375: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments I've heard of this kind of advertising. They lure you in with a suggestive picture, then try and sell you life insurance or something similar.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Arrrrrrgghhhh NOOOOO don't mention life insurance. I'm still allergic to it.


message 377: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Had to mention his books as he threatened us. :)


message 378: by Jim (last edited Apr 08, 2013 12:02PM) (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (It's a grape life) wrote: "Oh, you write books do you Jim?

What sort of books?"


Swords for a Dead Lady by Jim Webster Dead man riding East by Jim Webster The Flames of the City by Jim Webster

when a Lady asks, what more can a chap do but answer her question

To answer the question, I'd merely comment that there is a lady called Ignite who has said rather nice things about them when she reviewed them.


message 379: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (It's a grape life) wrote: "Had to mention his books as he threatened us. :)"

It's alright, I've got the spamming out of my system, I'll probably be OK now for months


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments I won't. I've still got palpitations!


message 381: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments What you need is to sit down with a nice glass of rum and a good book


message 382: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments And if you cant find a good one...

*Stop it*


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments I need a couple of bottles of rum I think.


message 384: by Pat () (new)

Pat ()  | -245 comments David wrote: "I saved you a seat *Pats lap* ;-)"

Oy! leave my lap out of it!


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Here, have some rum, Pat.


message 386: by Pat () (new)

Pat ()  | -245 comments Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Here, have some rum, Pat."

That's better, any lime to go with it?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments i have Roses lime cordial


message 388: by Pat () (new)

Pat ()  | -245 comments That will do nicely


message 389: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Ooooooo Wanna share, GL?


message 390: by Pat () (last edited Apr 08, 2013 01:40PM) (new)

Pat ()  | -245 comments Share GL? OK No problem. Pass the Cap'n Morgen please


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Whos trying to share me??


message 392: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Whos trying to share me??"

When a girl mislays her apostrophes, she's probably drunk enough


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments where did the rest of that rum go


message 394: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "where did the rest of that rum go"

you drank it


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments all of ish? shureely shome mishtakkkke


Vanessa (aka Dumbo) (vanessaakadumbo) | 8459 comments Where's the porno film? Have the "stars" got brewers droop?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


message 398: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments << switches lights off and tiptoes out >>


message 399: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments OIY.

I'm not cleaning up in here.


message 400: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7935 comments But that's the fluffer's job ;-)


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