Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! ) Showing 301-350 of 5,147

[Jim]

I love the uses my author thread has been put to, now I'll have to have it cleaned or the moderators will be on to me ;-))

[David]

Sorry is this not the indie author's councelling service?

[Jim]

At one point I had to check we'd not drifted onto Rosen's thread for The Troll Trap

Still it's nice to see the old thread bob to the top of the foaming cauldron that is 'Meet the Authors'
I thought that I'd have it done out a bit, perhaps even get some new curtains

[Patti (baconater)]

New curtains???

I've brought a nice vanilla scented candle. :D

[David]

You must be triplets Patti, cause GL has the other two of you pole dancing over in my thread :-/

[Patti (baconater)]

Yeah, been meaning to bring a BIG bowl potpourri to your thread David.

Smells like arse in there.

[Jim]

Patti (It's a grape life) wrote: "New curtains???

I've brought a nice vanilla scented candle. :D"

Well it'll start this page off nicely, and perhaps even waft through to the earlier pages as well.

[Jim]

David wrote: "You must be triplets Patti, cause GL has the other two of you pole dancing over in my thread :-/"

Huh
Shows the sort of thread you run!
On my thread she turns up with scented candles.....


ner ner ner

[Patti (baconater)]

Yep and I'm gonna just move the candle over by the window...

[David]

GL organised the entertainment, I'm entirely innocent and looking forward to some kind of gypsy folk dance that Patti's twins learned in Poland.

Watch them curtains Jim

[Patti (baconater)]

Why does no one trust me with can...oops

[Jim]

Patti (It's a grape life) wrote: "Why does no one trust me with can...oops"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZG...

[David]

Bragging again ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti's pole dancing display has be shut down. Apparently it was making Vanessa blush!!

[David]

I stumbled across some of Vanessa's posts, and frankly I was shocked... Oh, this is Jim's thread, not Frankly's.

[Jim]

David wrote: "Bragging again ;-)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5E8i...

[Jim]

David wrote: "I stumbled across some of Vanessa's posts, and frankly I was shocked... Oh, this is Jim's thread, not Frankly's."

Don't let it worry you, no one else seems to mind. I'm afraid you'll have to drink your whisky straight, I emptied the soda siphon putting out the fire in the curtains

[Will]

You mean people put things in whisky?

What philistines.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Things? Like worms and insects and stuff?

[Jim]

Whisky with water, (and it was water from a burn just out the back of the youth hostel) was pretty good, you could taste the peat.
Probably hard worms and insects and stuff in as well

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Hard worms? Well I suppose they would have to be to survive the whiskey.

[Kath]

WhiskEy? Oh, you're in Ireland.

[Will]

Wonder what the irish worms are like? Especially if whiskey infused.

[David]

Do you have any Canadian Club, I'm not so keen on the peaty stuff.

I know high maintenance; Patti's already said :-)

[M.T.]

Oh no give me a good Islay every day of the week.

[Will]

I've been enjoying some Jura this week.

[David]

Actually if it comes down to choice, I prefer a good brandy. Gran Duque d'Alba, to be exact :D

[Vanessa (aka Dumbo)]

David wrote: "I stumbled across some of Vanessa's posts, and frankly I was shocked... Oh, this is Jim's thread, not Frankly's."

Hey, I'm not that bad am I? ;o)

[David]

Vanessa wrote: "David wrote: "I stumbled across some of Vanessa's posts, and frankly I was shocked... Oh, this is Jim's thread, not Frankly's."

Hey, I'm not that bad am I? ;o)"

I have to pretend innocence, I have fans in YA and they may look in ;-)

[Jim]

David wrote:

Hey, I'm not that bad am I? ;o)"

I have to pretend innocence, I have fans in YA and they may look in ;-) ..."

I wonder if the nature of writers is in inverse proportion to the nature of their characters? Therefore YA writers are habitually debauched

[Kath]

And crime writers check their change carefully so they don't fiddle the supermarket?

[Patti (baconater)]

David wrote: "Do you have any Canadian Club, I'm not so keen on the peaty stuff.

I know high maintenance; Patti's already said :-)"

CC?

Okay, now I'm impressed.

[Will]

Ignite wrote: "And crime writers check their change carefully so they don't fiddle the supermarket?"

And we fantasy writers are firmly grounded in reality...

[Kath]

Ah. Flaw in the logic. Back to the drawing board!

[Jim]

Ignite wrote: "Ah. Flaw in the logic. Back to the drawing board!"

Which is probably just as well for the spouses of those who write erotic fiction

[Will]

Unless that's what drives them to write such stuff in the first place.

[Jim]

Will wrote: "Unless that's what drives them to write such stuff in the first place."

Careful, Patti will be back with more scented candles!

[Patti (baconater)]

Forget the scented candles. I'm here hoping for porn.

[David]

I saved you a seat *Pats lap* ;-)

[Patti (baconater)]

*bounces*

[David]

Dim the lights, Jim and bring out the CC

[Patti (baconater)]

Whoa, hold on a sec there. You still need to shoot the video, Dave!

[David]

CC = Cam Corder ;-) as well as Canadian Club.

[Patti (baconater)]

HiDef, I hope.

[Will]

David said the popcorn is here?

*looks under the table*

[David]

Actually Will, we're making a seventies style movie, in which a welsh man enters wiith the pretence of looking for popcorn. Patti then slips from behind a curtain and lights a candle while bending over suggestively....

[Jim]

whimpers in corner, 'it used to be such a nice quiet thread, no one visited it, and now it looks like the back rows of the Roxy during the late showing on a Saturday night.'

Rallies and hands out popcorn (caramel flavour)

[Patti (baconater)]

Not caramel! I'll get all sticky!

[Will]

Patti would never do anything so out of character David.

She's a teacher, you know.

[David]

Who are those guys in macs queueing up outside your thread, Jim?