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Jim Webster, (In On a Chance! )
Will wrote: "Is it normally so sunny?"Every so often I mention one of my books and a little ray of sunshine illuminates the thread.
Even less often someone says they've bought a copy and the who thread coruscates and scintillates in a way that is wondrous to behold
Persons of proven quality have been heard to gasp when it happens
I gave up trying to follow this many pages ago!
I've just found three peanuts down the side of the couch.
I'm thinking peanut butter toast if I can find a bread crust, a match and a hammer.May have to check down the back of the armchair as well.
Sounds like you're set. I personally store food in my cupboards, but I am strange like that.
Cupboards here are empty.I lie.
There's a lonely tin of creamed corn and some half burnt birthday candles.
Well they'll make a very interesting birthday cake.
After the stuff I wrote yesterday I thought I was going a bit mental. Now I know that actually, I'm quite sane.Went to a corporate do last night. Put on the last remaining black tie outfit I can get into. Gave McMini a good by hug and ripped it right open up one side and one seam. Luckily it's a jacket so I did a few emergency tacks to hold it together and on we went. When we got there I gesticulated a bit enthusiastically and threw half a glass of wine over the man next to me.
Here's the amazing thing. NOBODY MINDED.
Hmm...
cheers
MTM
They'd have fitted in here nicely then ;-)
Patti (Fluffy) wrote: "In where?"The nuthouse. ;-)
How is it that my nice clean tidy thread, a beautifully maintained thread (I mean, look at the architraves. And be honest, you don't get elegant Ionic columns like these in other threads either. And when was the last time you saw quality Carved Acanthus Corbels?)Anyway as I was saying, how come my thread, destined by nature to be the place where persons of nice discrimination can peruse my fine works of literature and secure them on tendering a small payment is first hijacked as the porn thread and now seems to serve as some sort of itinerant home for the cheerfully insane?
You must have the wrong kind of friends Jim.
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "You must have the wrong kind of friends Jim."Story of my life
Just to mention that an angel dropped round and did a review of The Flames of the City5.0 out of 5 stars An Excellent Read 23 April 2013
By Scorpio
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
A new author for me. I was delighted to be drawn into this tale. It unfolds giving depth and strong characters, plenty of action, with all the twist and turns you could wish for. Very well written, I enjoyed it immensely.
Nice concise review. Great those 5 stars, aren't they?
Oh yes, quite inspired me to dust the old thread down a bit, polish the corbels, dust the sexfoils and put a final coat of plaster on the noggin
I like those heavy velvet curtains. Just don't tell Patti.
I like those heavy velvet curtains. Just don't tell Patti.
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Gahhhhh!"I hung them there to try and damp down the echo. Do you think it's working
Doesn't seem to be. You might nedd a few more
I've picked up a couple of acres of this stuff to hang on the wallshttp://www.worldwidetapestries.com/ta...
I think it's working.
Nice. I see you can select your rod as well...
Free tassels!!All looks a bit flammable though, I'd be careful if I were you when certain mods are around.
There is some fire retardant stuff you could treat it with.http://www.amazon.co.uk/5Litre-retard...
or no, you'll probably need this one!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fire-Flame-Re...
Jim wrote: "Oh yes, quite inspired me to dust the old thread down a bit, polish the corbels, dust the sexfoils and put a final coat of plaster on the noggin"What are sexfoils? I'm thinking foil is a kind of film, and it's alluding to another seventies film night.
Wonder if you can get porn tapestries.
Feeling a bit scarred after that google search actually!
I not sure I'll want to visit Jim's thread with those hanging on the wall, at least the octoporn had style.
Jim, you realize Patti is going to m ove in her permanently if you're not careful!
Who sez I haven't already?
Darren will get lonely...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "Jim, you realize Patti is going to m ove in her permanently if you're not careful!"No worries, I'll just move amongst the throng with a tray of sweet sherry and an order form for my books. I reckon that if the sherry is cheap enough I might just turn a profit.
David wrote: "Jim wrote: "Oh yes, quite inspired me to dust the old thread down a bit, polish the corbels, dust the sexfoils and put a final coat of plaster on the noggin"What are sexfoils? I'm thinking foil i..."
Seeing as how this has now become the porn channel I'll post the pictures http://www.buffaloah.com/a/DCTNRY/s/s...
Gingerlily (or Cyberlily..) wrote: "There is some fire retardant stuff you could treat it with.http://www.amazon.co.uk/5Litre-retard......"
Bought a tanker load, hot stuff this thread, combustible even
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The original four had already formed when I came on the scene, and you don't want to break up an established band with a good back catalogue so really I've had a solo career