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[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

She's in my closet. Let her stay there.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Have I achieved intimidation? :O"

NO. The sentence laked a period, used "two" improperly (it should have been "too"), did not have a comma before the aforementione..."

It laked a period, Mr. Grammar Nazi?

[Elliott]

Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives] wrote: "She's in my closet. Let her stay there."

I like Maria's closet. As long as she's not abusing me.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Have I achieved intimidation? :O"

NO. The sentence laked a period, used "two" improperly (it should have been..."

Makes perfect sense.

[Elliott]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Oh laked a period.
Is it bad that I thought of a pool of blood?"

... what gave you that lovely image?

[Mandy]

PERIOD.

[Elliott]

OH OH I GET IT NOW.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Holden, the things you cause."

I DIDN'T INTEND TO BRING UP THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE. THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN."

Suuure they do.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "OH OH I GET IT NOW."

*pats on head*"

YOU'RE A BOY YOU SHOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "OH OH I GET IT NOW."

*pats on head*"

YOU'RE A BOY YOU SHOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS."

I'm j..."

*snickers* Heh. Heh. *refrains from commenting*

[Colby]

*Colby returns from an adventure to Pleasanton*

[Elliott]

YOU FOUL LAKE OF BLOOD.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "...I'm actually quite fond of "Thou thing of no bowels thou." It's basically a very sophisticated poop joke.

So...

THOU THING OF NO BOWELS THOU.

Mmmm...that was fun. Thank you, Troilus &..."

*facepalms and laughs*

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "*Colby returns from an adventure to Pleasanton*"

WELCOME BACK YOU MISSED A DISCUSSION OF THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND GRAMMAR NAZISIM HOW ARE YOU?"

It's alright, I read through it. And I am fine =D How are you?

[Elliott]

It was funny the first time. Amusing the second time. Tolerable the third time. But I might have to stab you if you use it a fourth time.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "I'M WONDERFUL, THANK YOU, THOU THING OF NO BOWELS THOU.

(This is going to get old fast, isn't it?)"

Unless you come up with a new insult and alternate :D

[Colby]

Hahaha. I don't have school tomorrow. But I should shut up, because come monday, I do.

[Elliott]

But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.

[tesni]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Oh laked a period.
Is it bad that I thought of a pool of blood?"

*facepalm*

[tesni]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.


"

Hey look, it's Martin Freeman.

[punkasaur]

*le wild partycrasher just appeared!*
Please don't kill me, for I have brought cookies from the dark side! :D

[Elliott]

T e s n i wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.


"
Hey look, it's Martin Freeman."

YES.

[Colby]

Max wrote: "*le wild partycrasher just appeared!*
Please don't kill me, for I have brought cookies from the dark side! :D"

*throws spear*
*retrieves cookies from lifeless body*

[Autumn]

Share les cookies!

[Colby]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Share les cookies!"

*takes spear from Max's body*
*throws at Autumn*

[[deleted user]]

*pops in quickly*
You people are hilarious.
*poof*

[Colby]

My parents just sprung a trip to Branson on us. So I'm not going to be here all weekend. *sobs* I can't lie, I'm kind of nervous to come back and see what you guys have talked about here XD

[Autumn]

Do spears pierce through bullet proof paraphernalia? If not, then I am clothed fully in said bullet proof paraphernalia.

FAE, COME BACK.

Colby, we are going to fill this posts with pages and pages of bad things about you.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "My parents just sprung a trip to Branson on us. So I'm not going to be here all weekend. *sobs* I can't lie, I'm kind of nervous to come back and see what you guys have talked about here XD"

LUCKY!
I'll be gone most of the weekend too. My friend is preaching on Saturday and then I'm going to see the Hunger Games with my friends and then my friend Addison is having a tea party for her 16th birthday and I have a giant Geometry project to do. So. Yeah. :P

[[deleted user]]

*has been summoned*
Yes?

[tesni]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "T e s n i wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.


"
Hey look, it's Martin Freeman."

YES."

I don't really care for Sherlock, but you may appreciate this.

[Elliott]

T e s n i wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "T e s n i wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.


"
Hey look, it's Martin Freeman."

YES."
..."

:O This is enjoyable. Martin Freeman is so adorable.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "But hedgehogs are adorable!

HEDGEHOG SPAM.


"

OH GOD I LOVE HEDGEHOGS.

[Elliott]

ME. TOO.
I want one.

[Elliott]

Well, it's an awful insult. ;)

[Elliott]

*stabs repeatedly until Holden has been murdered brutally* COME ON MOM THE HUNGER GAMES ARE LOVELY AND DEFINITELY NOT A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME.

[Elliott]

*glares* You'd best be joking, sir.

[Autumn]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "My parents just sprung a trip to Branson on us. So I'm not going to be here all weekend. *sobs* I can't lie, I'm kind of nervous to come back and see what you guys have talked about h..."

Are we having a horrible insults contest? :O I wanna play!

[Elliott]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "My parents just sprung a trip to Branson on us. So I'm not going to be here all weekend. *sobs* I can't lie, I'm kind of nervous to come back and see what you guys have..."
ME TOO.

HOLDEN IS A HORRIFIC SPELLER. WHAT AN IMPOSTOR OF A GRAMMAR NAZI.

[Mandy]

I missed you! HOW ARE YOU? How was the movie?

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "SPELLING =/= GRAMMAR, THOU PAINTED MAYPOLE."

SHUT UP. YOU... YOU... U R WAY 2 FOCUSED ON URSELF. YEAH.

[Elliott]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "I AM BACK FROM THE HUNGER GAMES. I KNOW Y'ALL MISSED ME."

MEEP WAS IT LOVELY?

[Elliott]

UR A NERD

[tesni]

SO'S YOUR MUM.

Ooh, burn.

[RedPath]

I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE. To no one in particular.

[tesni]

Holden wrote: "T e s n i wrote: "SO'S YOUR MUM.

Ooh, burn."

SO'S YOUR MOM'S FACE. BOOM."

AH, THE AGONY.

[Isaac]

OOOOOH CAN EMILY JOIN THE TOPIC?

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

No.

... Just kidding. I honestly have no idea.

[Colby]

Colby has realized that his mother brought his kindle because she likes to play Every Word on it so now he is sitting in a hotel room taking an insanely long time to type this to you.


We had to buy tickets five hours ib advance and then wait for an hour down the street from the theater in a ridiculously long line. But. It was so worth it. Ridiculously good movie.

Also i went to this amusement park yesterday but weonly stayed for a while because the shortest line was still really long.

ANYWAYS. Theres my weeknd update for you. To those of you who insulted me in my absence, go fall off somthing tall onto something sharp.

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Psh, why would I ever insult Colby?"
Fiance why are you wasting time NOT bringing me oatmeal? (I have a relly random craving for oatmeal right now...)
Holden wrote: "*falls off something tall onto something sharp*

Ow. You're a meanie."

*tosses rock from something tall onto holdens bleeding body*

i dare yo to point out the capitalization mistakes and the lack of an appostrophe. DO IT.