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[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Psst. Go vote on which book we should read, or I'll beat you with a bat.
http://www.goodreads.com/poll/show/63..."

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THOSE.
*blindfoldedly points*
Okay, TFiOS has such a special place in my heart *flutters* that I had to choose it.

[Hope]

So much pain...so much pain...*cries*

[Isaac]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Pssh, my worst fear is getting left behind/being alone. SO THE MONSTER WILL LEAVE ME ALONE. MWAHAHAHA. I have such a handy worst fear. :D"

DARN LOOPHOLES

[Elliott]

Loopholes are fantastic. :D

[[deleted user]]

Loopholes are good when in your benefit.

[Isaac]

Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Loopholes are fantastic. :D"

Quoth the oil companies."

[Elliott]

UGH MAKEUP IS NOT MY FRIEND. IT WON'T GET OFF MY FACE.
I'm going to start using makeup related insults.

YOU ARE A CONTAINER OF BLUSH.
YOU NASTY MASCARA BRUSH.
YOU'RE WORSE THAN BRONZER.

[Hannah]

"You are a container of blush" sounds like it's meant to be some sort of odd compliment. Like, "Honey, you are so great. You like a container of blush!"

[Elliott]

BUT BLUSH IS NOT GREAT.

[Mandy]

Getting makeup off is DA WORST.

[Elliott]

Taking it off is better than putting it on/wearing it. There is a reason I don't put gunk all over my face. (There is actually a long list of reasons that I'm not going into right now.) BUT YEAH. IT SUCKS.

[Mandy]

Are SDA girls allowed to wear makeup?

[Elliott]

Mandy wrote: "Are SDA girls allowed to wear makeup?"

*nods* Yeah, we are. I just HATE it. I hate the concept of it.
I also hate the time it wastes and the way it feels.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "LOL makeup insults...this brings back memories... ;-)"

Explain these memories?

[Mandy]

I'm actually surprised, considering you aren't allowed to dance or wear jewelry. *nods* I see where you're coming from. I'm okay with it, but just as long as it enhances, not covers up. Too much and too much time (meaning more then 6minutes is gross to me). =P Just my opinion though.

[Elliott]

*nods* Yeah. I don't mind when people wear makeup, and I think it can make people look "more attractive" but I just don't see the point. If nobody wore make up, then it wouldn't matter if you were wearing it to look better. I just don't understand why people aren't happy with the way they look without trying to "fix" it.

[Mandy]

Oh yeah, it's sad when girls freaking depend on it. CAN'T WE JUST ALL BE EGOTISTICAL? xD

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Holden wrote: "LOL makeup insults...this brings back memories... ;-)"

Explain these memories?"

Certain people insulting certain small children about their l..."

OH RIGHT. xD I don't know why I told them to wear more makeup when I feel very strongly about people not wearing it. Pahaha. My mind was in spazz out mode for most of last night.

[Mandy]

DUDE I JUST REALIZED THAT BAXTER'S TITLE WAS "BIRDS IN MATING SEASON GONNA MATE" FROM LAST YEAR ON APRIL FOOLS. =O

[Elliott]

IT WAS! He never ever changed it.

[Hannah]

That was Acacia ^^

[Mandy]

I KNOW. Oh, and I think Acacia's was Bird's The Word.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: ""THOU UNDIGESTED LUMP.

THAT'S SHAKESPEARE.

READ A BOOK."

--Lav

Classic. xD"

I am very proud of that. Very proud.

[Colby]

Wait, did that happen yesterday? Which topic? I MUST SEE THIS.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Wait, did that happen yesterday? Which topic? I MUST SEE THIS."

That happened Saturday night when I went to Holden's house for Earth Hour. xD There were these preteen girls who insulted us, so I yelled that at them and then we ran away.

[Autumn]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Wait, did that happen yesterday? Which topic? I MUST SEE THIS."

That happened Saturday night when I went to Holden's house for Earth Hour. xD There were these preteen girls who insul..."

Silly Lav

[Elliott]

Rebekka (ἈΝΆΓΚΗ) wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Wait, did that happen yesterday? Which topic? I MUST SEE THIS."

That happened Saturday night when I went to Holden's house for Earth Hour. xD T..."

Wait, you thought I was what? *is confused*

[Elliott]

No, no. We're both from Kansas. We live about fifteen minutes away from each other. We met online in a book club, but we live in the same area.

[Mandy]

No, Holden and Lav live together.

[Autumn]

I wish someone where I lived was as cool as y'all.

[Mandy]

*cough* I mean they're from the same place. *facepalm*

CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING, NO?

[Autumn]

Mandy wrote: "No, Holden and Lav live together."

OLOLOLOL

[Mandy]

Aren't I funny?! xD

[Elliott]

Mandy wrote: "No, Holden and Lav live together."

*laughs and facepalms*

[Autumn]

Mandy wrote: "Aren't I funny?! xD"

YOU ARE HILARIOUS

[Mandy]

I KNOW. =D

[Colby]

I live around an hour and a half from Holden and Lav but I GUESS I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO GET INVITED TO EARTH THINGYS. Just kidding. We haven't met in real life before.

[Autumn]

Colby wrote: "I live around an hour and a half from Holden and Lav but I GUESS I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO GET INVITED TO EARTH THINGYS. Just kidding. We haven't met in real life before."

It's probably because you can't turn into a chair.

[Colby]

Neither can HOLDEN! *Whines* Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!

[Elliott]

I would totally invite you to my KU party tonight but I don't think my mom would approve of me meeting you at my house. xD She'd be fine with the library! JUST COME TO THE LIBRARY SOMETIME AND WE CAN MEET THERE AND THEN WE CAN INVITE YOU TO THINGS.

[Colby]

Lol. Well if Holden's play gets put on, you totally have to let me know and I WILL come and watch it.

[Colby]

SHIZ. In reading people's stuff on Figment, I forgot that I have to read the first chapter of Gatsby and write logs before second block tomorrow. EFF EFF EFF.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Lol. Well if Holden's play gets put on, you totally have to let me know and I WILL come and watch it."

YAAAY THAT'D BE SO FANTASTIC.

[Elliott]

Holden wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Aren't I funny?! xD"

It's actually true we just haven't told anyone yet YES SILLY MANDY OF COURSE THAT'S NOT TRUE."

Holden! What did I tell you about blabbing this all over the place? I LOVE MANDY'S FUNNY JOKES.

[Mandy]

LIKE OMG. WHAT DOES YOUR APARTMENT LOOK LIKE? . Awh, shucks guys. I know.

[Colby]

Ohmigawd. This author is a joke. You need to read her book descriptions. They're the funniest things I'v read in a while, they're sooooooo bad.

Sylvia Scott Gibson

[Elliott]

... is this person actually trying to sell books or is this some sort of prank?

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

... I must read this book.

[tesni]

Colby wrote: "Ohmigawd. This author is a joke. You need to read her book descriptions. They're the funniest things I'v read in a while, they're sooooooo bad.

Sylvia Scott Gibson"

Bwahaha. Oh dear.

[Colby]

I want to marry this woman, and tell her to write children's books for me. Just so I can laugh at them. Seriously, who thinks a horse that stops drug pushers is a good idea for a book?!?!