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[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

hahahahaha "internal beauty" hahahaha oh my goodness i need to keep breathing

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "hahahahaha "internal beauty" hahahaha oh my goodness i need to keep breathing"

XD Did you like it?

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "hahahahaha "internal beauty" hahahaha oh my goodness i need to keep breathing"

XD Did you like it?"

*nodsnods* i did. XD

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "hahahahaha "internal beauty" hahahaha oh my goodness i need to keep breathing"

XD Did you like it?"

*nodsnods* i..."

*Goes into saleswoman mode*.

Would you like to purchase some jewelry, then? We have a very diverse collection of accessories, both in price and design. This bladder clutch brings out your eyes. It's $219. Would you like it?

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "hahahahaha "internal beauty" hahahaha oh my goodness i need to k..."

*shakes head*

maybe an eyeball? or a finger?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*Is disappointed*.

Very well then. How about this? It's a set with two blue eyeball earrings, and a necklace in a style similar to a string of pearls, alternating with blue and green eyeballs. This one is $572. Any interest?

[Sevania]

May I look at the rare eyeball pendants? I heard you got some amber ones in stock.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Ah, yes! My eyeball pendants sell very well. But I think the violet eyeballs would look just darling with your skin tone, not the amber ones.

[Sevania]

Hm, may I purchase the amber earrings and a violet pendant? I'm looking for a gift for a dear friend of mine.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Oh, of course! Since these are quite rare, the price is high as well, though. $1012 is the price.

[Sevania]

That's fine. The heart trade is doing well, so I'm just looking to spend some pocket change. Say, do you have any use for some freshly drained blood? I have a few gallons here, and you know how quickly blood spoils. Maybe you could use it as paint or something?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Okay, awesome!

*Packs jewelry in stomach bag*.

That's perfect! I was just thinking how drab my walls were! I could use the extra as a polish for my jewelry!

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Would you like this ravishing toe tie clip?

[Taylor]

YOU PEOPLE ARE BRILLIANT!!!!

[Kendra]

Do you have anything in the way of a stomach duffel bag?

[Taylor]

I do. Took it from Fat Albert, so it's going to cost a little more. How does $750 sound to you?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor, thanks. XD

OH HELL NO. COMPETITION? I have this stomach duffel bag here for only $650. How about that?

[Taylor]

But mine comes with an inner compartment made with the bladder of a baby I found in a trash can in China. You can't get much more high-end than that.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

My bag is accessorized with Asian eyeballs. That's even more high end!

[Taylor]

Well, it just depends if you want practicality or fashion. Your choice. I'll even throw in this free free fetus, which sells at restaurants for as much as $75 each.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Well I'll throw in these expensive esophagus ties. You'll look so professional in job interviews. They retail for $350 and I'm giving them for FREE.

[Taylor]

Dang…I might even buy this stuff from you.

*buys duffel bag and ties for rockin' deal*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*Grins and pockets cash*.

[Kendra]

I think I'll just make my own, thanks.

*Massacres town and harvests the organs of the dead*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Maniac the Brainiac *Thing 7* wrote: "I think I'll just make my own, thanks.

*Massacres town and harvests the organs of the dead*"

DARN I LOST A CUSTOMER

[Taylor]

And gained a competitor. Or a supplier, if you know what I mean.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

YEP. :P

TAYLOR I AM SO MAD THE MOVIE IS NOT WORKING RIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN AND THIS JUST FEIDVJWSFHUEUDWVEOIIGHUGRIVKJENBHUGFIOWEJEVHUGRFEIOJEUG

[Taylor]

Aw…sorry about that. Yeah, I really don't like the way Redbox has treated me in the past.

If it makes you feel better, I missed about twenty minutes of Colin Firth's Pride and Prejudice because of a scratched disk. That was frustrating and sucked up about 90 minutes of time just trying to see everything between the buggy parts. (I technically saw those 20 minutes, but it was in mixed-up bits and pieces.) I was literally sobbing…I feel a little embarrassed about that.

So…I totally feel your pain.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

GUYS I NEVER GOT THAT EYEBALL I WANTED WHAT IS THIS.

[Kendra]

I once killed a snake.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Taylor [Pardon me while I fanboy over you] wrote: "Aw…sorry about that. Yeah, I really don't like the way Redbox has treated me in the past.

If it makes you feel better, I missed about twenty minutes of Colin Firth's Pride and Prejudice because of..."

That's horrible.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam~ on sleepless roads the sleepless go~ wrote: "GUYS I NEVER GOT THAT EYEBALL I WANTED WHAT IS THIS."

$500, please.

[Taylor]

I'll sell it to you for $350, and it's Asian too. You know how little we see of those eyeballs these days.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

I'LL SELL YOU A NORTH KOREAN EYEBALL. FOR $275.

[Kendra]

I'll trade you for a Kyrgyzstanian's gall bladder.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH?

[Kendra]

Erm... Taylor?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

TAYLORRRR

[Isaac]

Kyrgystanian? Nah, you want to go for the Azerbaijanian gall bladders.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

what are your qualifications, Emily?

[Kendra]

Ah, she knows the country Azerbaijan, good enough for me.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Well, not for me. I AM A QUALIFIED EXPERT.

[Kendra]

In...?

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

ORGAN HARVESTATION, COLLECTION, AND DISTRIBUTION.

[Kendra]

Awesomeness.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

WELL THAT WAS WHAT I MINORED IN.

[Kendra]

I majored in awesomeness and minored in amazingness.
Did you get a bachelor's degree in
Improper Caps Lock Use?

[Sevania]

WE TYPE IN CAPS LOCK WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT. I MAJORED IN DEAL WITH IT.

[Isaac]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "what are your qualifications, Emily?"

I AM CAESAR

[Kendra]

I like it.