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[Autumn]

Don't read them. I usually don't XD

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be gay whether it's legal or not get married? UGH UGH UGH."

Agree with you 100%. I can't remember what show my parents were talking about today, but my dad said, "Yeah, I stopped watching 'cause there were queers." And he says that word like it's the most disgusting thing ever to have been said. I rolled my eyes so hard at him. If he knew Holden and I were married he'd kill me. LOL

[Colby]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "MORE EXCITEMENT COLBY LIKES MY IRKSOME CHARACTER YAY."

What, Rain? I love her. I THINK. But then she kills herself, huh?

[Autumn]

Colby wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "MORE EXCITEMENT COLBY LIKES MY IRKSOME CHARACTER YAY."

What, Rain? I love her. I THINK. But then she kills herself, huh?"

WHAT SHH NO.
Actually it's complicated.

[Autumn]

Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be gay whether it'..."

STARCROSSED LOVERS.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be g..."

Luckily, all joking aside, I am not actually gay. But you can see where it's annoying anyways lol.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be gay whether it'..."

OH MY GOSH. My mom is like that too. We were watching Switched at Birth and then the next show came on and it was showing a recap and it showed two boys kissing for about 2 seconds and she freaked out and got all disgusted and said she wasn't going to watch a show "about a gay couple" and UGH. She actually made my dad turn off a sitcom once because there was a lesbian couple and they weren't even kissing or anything. *headdesk*

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

My parents are just like "Oh yeah, that's about transvestites and lesbians. We should totally watch it together."

[Autumn]

I hate it when people do that. Some of my friends are like super homophobic, or they make derogatory comments about gay people all the time, and I'm like "SHUDDDUUUUPPPPP"

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

There's this guy that I've hated since 2nd grade and he's homophobic and I was reunited with him a year ago and I still hate him.

[Autumn]

ew

[Elliott]

Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives] wrote: "My parents are just like "Oh yeah, that's about transvestites and lesbians. We should totally watch it together.""

Your parents are fantastic.

[Elliott]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "I hate it when people do that. Some of my friends are like super homophobic, or they make derogatory comments about gay people all the time, and I'm like "SHUDDDUUUUPPPPP""

SAME FREAKING HERE.

I've actually gotten into a screaming match with this boy Matt at my school. Katie and I were both arguing about how we think gay marriage should be legal, and he was being an idiot and then my whole friend group started screaming and stuff to make fun of how into it we were getting so we just yelled louder. That was one of my favorite things ever.

[Autumn]

Screaming is fun. Sometimes.

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be ga..."

Earlier my sister and I were watching South Park and my mom was in the room and that Tosh.0 commercail where Daniel (view spoiler)[eats that guy out, even though it's really obviously fake (hide spoiler)] and if you think my mom will cringe when two guys kiss, oh my God you should have seen her reaction. It made my life. That commercial is pretty gross though.

[Autumn]

That sounds like an inappropriate commercial.

[Elliott]

O.o I have never seen that commercial. I can see why your mom flipped out. I mean... I'd flip out if it was a straight couple. xD But I can also see why it amused you. I think my mom would die.

[Colby]

Yeah, I flipped out the first time I saw it. Then it's really obvious it's fake and all. But when the commercial came on, I was just waiting for my mom's reaction. Lol

[Elliott]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "That sounds like an inappropriate commercial."

*nods* Indeed.

[Autumn]

I can't believe it is shown on television.

[Colby]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "I can't believe it is shown on television."

It's blurred out, at least.

[Elliott]

Yeah, me either. But I guess if they can show sex scenes on TV they can show that. I'm never on any channels that would have anything like that though because I am a sheltered child.
Kissing scenes are nice. I like kissing scenes. Anything other than that... *hides*

[Autumn]

At least they have the decency to do that.

[Colby]

I wonder if Daniel Tosh is cool with his dad, cuz his dad's a pastor...

[Colby]

Something tells me my parents would disapprove if I got coffee right now, but I'm craving it sooo bad.

[Autumn]

I'm about to eat cake.

DRINK THE COFFEE BECAUSE #YOLO

[Colby]

(Again doesn't know what the letters mean.)

[Autumn]

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

But it only works when you put a hashtag and use the acronym. Otherwise, you don't have #swag.

[Autumn]

Holden wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "I'm about to eat cake.

DRINK THE COFFEE BECAUSE #YOLO"

BAH, LET AUTUMN EAT CAKE. Do I care? No! Actually I do care but that's--"

Wait, what? I actually am about to eat cake. As soon as my mommy finishes.

[Autumn]

Holden wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

But it only works when you put a hashtag and use the acronym. Otherwise, you don't have #swag."

COPYCAT I JUST SAID THAT."

But I dropped another hashtag, so #I win.

[Elliott]

DOES THE WHOLE YOLO APPLY TO ILLEGAL DRUGS?

[Colby]

Yes.
I figured it out like .3 seconds after posting that, and then I went and got coffee. I figure I'll be up another 2 hours or so anyways...

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "DOES THE WHOLE YOLO APPLY TO ILLEGAL DRUGS?"
Yeah, but in a different way. "You only live once, so why the f*ck are you trying to ruin all that?!?" Bahaha.

[Elliott]

Darn your intelligent logic.
Who uses that nowadays?

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Darn your intelligent logic.
Who uses that nowadays?"

When I was a kid, I was smarter than other kids my age, and so they made me go to these 'gifted' classes like once a week and do logic puzzles and research things. Technically, on my schedule, it still does say 'gifted'. So I know how to use logic because they forced me to do it.

[Elliott]

They were going to have me do those! But my mommy didn't want me in them for some reason so I never did them. Which doesn't bother me much. I turned out fine.

[Autumn]

Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Darn your intelligent logic.
Who uses that nowadays?"

When I was a kid, I was smarter than other kids my age, and so they made me go to these 'gifted' cl..."

You don't have gifted anymore?

[Autumn]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "They were going to have me do those! But my mommy didn't want me in them for some reason so I never did them. Which doesn't bother me much. I turned out fine."

Lav's too cool for Gifted. She's not going to waste her only life in there.

[Autumn]

FDAIHRTIUAEPYHFDKJEKAHWFEDSAIJUEWAHESDJFKEAHWHGUDHSAEJRFBJKESADF

Good night, guise. I will love you five ever and ever.

[Colby]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Darn your intelligent logic.
Who uses that nowadays?"

When I was a kid, I was smarter than other kids my age, and so they made me go to these ..."

Technically, I'm in it, but I'm not any smarter than any of the other honors kids. I don't like the lady who does gifted at the high school, so I avoid her at all costs.

[Elliott]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "They were going to have me do those! But my mommy didn't want me in them for some reason so I never did them. Which doesn't bother me much. I turned out fine...."

Exactly! :D I had an amazing teacher who let me work ahead in Math and gave me so many fantastic books and amazing extra credit projects, so I was stimulated even though I was ahead of the classwork we were doing.

[Mandy]

NOOOOO. Is everyone leaving?! I JUST GOT HERE.

[Elliott]

GOODBYE AUTUMNY AUTUMN. I'LL MISS YOU.

I'M NOT LEAVING MANDY! HELLO!

[Mandy]

Hi!

[Elliott]

How are you?

[Mandy]

OKEYDAY. YOU?

[Elliott]

I'm alright!

[Colby]

*is here*

[Elliott]

*doesn't have much to say at the moment*

[Colby]

*is about to post a new chapter of his novel*