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[Mandy]

BAHAHA. Okay! I'm ready to plan this thing.

[Mandy]

Ooh. Two accounts. Mands and Mandy. Makes for a confusing virtual life. *nods*

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "HEY PEOPLE. If you want fresh material to insult me with I JUST DISCOVERED MY FIRST (finished) NOVEL HIDDEN AWAY ON MY COMPUTER. (Sneaky Holden had put it in a folder called "Archives" in a folde..."

I used to hide my writing in the deep recesses of my computer. Then I organized it all in a nice folder called -W- which inclues more folders: Novels, Short Stories, poems, ideas...

[Mitch]

Mandy wrote: "Ooh. Two accounts. Mands and Mandy. Makes for a confusing virtual life. *nods*"

Thanks, now my entire world has stopped making sense.

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

That happened to me a long time ago.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "That's alright. The bride will probably join you in protest."

She will. I'm also not going to be at the wedding, but I'll come back later.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "HEY PEOPLE. If you want fresh material to insult me with I JUST DISCOVERED MY FIRST (finished) NOVEL HIDDEN AWAY ON MY COMPUTER. (Sneaky Holden had put it in a folder..."

Bahaha. Silly little Holden. Because you were like, one day, I'm gonna want to laugh at this.

[Colby]

Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "Colby wrote: "Holden wrote: "HEY PEOPLE. If you want fresh material to insult me with I JUST DISCOVERED MY FIRST (finished) NOVEL HIDDEN AWAY ON MY COMPUTER. (Sneaky ..."

The worst thing that I actually saved is like, not that awful. I just went insane with the plot and it died.

[Elliott]

I just don't want to delete any of my old writing. I have a folder for each kind of serious novel and then a folder for anything I wrote before 6th grade. I love all my baby writing. xD It's hilarious.

[Elliott]

BAHAHA. I had a character named Sophie McMacintire. I kind of like that. I may reuse it.

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "I just don't want to delete any of my old writing. I have a folder for each kind of serious novel and then a folder for anything I wrote before 6th grade. I love all my baby writing. xD It's hilari..."

If I could go back and hit young me over the head, I would have never deleted anything. While I can remember the ridiculous ideas, I can't remember how I carried them out.

Although I do remember 'Harmony'. I wrote it all in like five days. It was like 30,000 words in which a guy talked about how he wanted to date this girl Harmony, but he can't because she's an assassin, and then he dates her anyways, and her dad tries to kill him but fails, and for some reason somebody blows up his truck, and he gets shot and falls facedown in the water but isn't actually dead...I don't remember why. But then they go to this character's (who had never before been mentioned) house and had steamy sex in the basement (I thought I knew EVERYTHING, I really tried to write a good sex scene) and then hid in the basement until Harmony's dad shows up and tries to kill the MC and the MC ends up killing Harmony's dad but she's totally okay with that. THE END.

[Elliott]

That sounds emotionally scarring.

[Elliott]

YOU TELL HIM, YUE.

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "That sounds emotionally scarring."

I'm just surprised my main character was able to have sex with that fresh bullet wound!

[Elliott]

Pssh, it was only a superficial bullet wound, OBVIOUSLY.

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Sorry. Get out of that hole and make me dinner, fiance."

*punches*
NO ONE IS MAKING YOU ANY DINNER. GO MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH THOU JARRING FAT-KIDNEYED BAGGAGE."

MY MOMMY MADE ME DINNER THOU SHEEP-BITING FLAP-DRAGON!!!

[Colby]

Oh, you will. Once we're married, you will.

[Elliott]

Not if I call the cops on you, you male chauvinist pig.

[Jordan, The Picture Magician (aka Probie)]

This is so cute. I ship it.

[Colby]

There's nothing illegal about making your wife make you food.

[Elliott]

NO. YOU CAN'T SHIP COLBY AND YUE.
COLBY AND HOLDEN ALL THE WAY, DUDE. ALL. THE. WAY.

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "NO. YOU CAN'T SHIP COLBY AND YUE.
COLBY AND HOLDEN ALL THE WAY, DUDE. ALL. THE. WAY."

What? I can't be in multiple relationships at once?

[Colby]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Pssh, it was only a superficial bullet wound, OBVIOUSLY."

Obviously. I should have known! I'm kind of the author.

[Elliott]

Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "NO. YOU CAN'T SHIP COLBY AND YUE.
COLBY AND HOLDEN ALL THE WAY, DUDE. ALL. THE. WAY."

What? I can't be in multiple relationships at once?"

Oh, you definitely can. But I'm a hardcore shipper. I rarely allow room for another pairing.

[Colby]

But Yue's my fiance/twin! You have to ship us.

[Elliott]

But... Holden and Colby are so... THEY JUST HAVE TO BE TOGETHER OKAY.

I guess I can have a little tiny Yue/Colby ship... maybe. I'll think about it.

[Elliott]

*hugs the Yue* Do you want me to not ship you guys?

[Elliott]

... you aren't answering my question, lovely.

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "alkjs;akjasfksajf

*headdesk* I LOVE HOW EVERYONE TAKES MY OPINION INTO ACCOUNT."
YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER.

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Ugh I don't care anymore.
*hides in a hole*"

Stop going in that hole! Make me food! I might fill that hole with cement by the time this is done.

[Elliott]

YOU CAN'T HURT MY YUE.

[Colby]

Cement never hurt anyone! Maybe trapped them, caused their lungs to collapse...But that's not painful at all!

[Colby]

She digs holes, I fill them with cement. PERFECT.

[Colby]

~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Father, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS."

*slaps* Stop trying to win his support and make me FOOD!
I see no problems here whatsoever.

[Autumn]

hashtag ded
I ship all of you with the rest of each other. Forever. Forever shippage.

[Elliott]

AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN HI I LOVE YOU

[Autumn]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN HI I LOVE YOU"

HELLO LAV I LOVE YOU TOO HOW ARE YOU THIS TOPIC EXCITES ME.

[Autumn]

Holden wrote: "~Yue~ [Starless Nights Will Cover Day] wrote: "Father, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS."

He's not ABUSIVE. He's just...troubled. He needs a loving woman in his life. Plus..."

Yeah, writing isn't really high income, dear.

[Elliott]

Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN HI I LOVE YOU"

HELLO LAV I LOVE YOU TOO HOW ARE YOU THIS TOPIC EXCITES ME."

IT EXCITES ME TOO.
I'm pretty good! Cleaning, records, and WWAC make for a happy Lav.
What about you, lovely?

[Autumn]

Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Autumn is a dinosaur. wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "AUTUMN AUTUMN AUTUMN HI I LOVE YOU"

HELLO LAV I LOVE YOU TOO HOW ARE YOU THIS TOPIC EXCITES ME."

IT EXCITES ME TOO.
I'm prett..."

YES. I'm super duper happy because of all of my WWAC friends getting married and cheating and I have so many new ships now.

[Colby]

AUTUMN.

[Autumn]

HELLO, COLBY, WHO IS OFFICIALLY MY FRIEND. I APPROVE OF THIS MARRIAGE BETWEEN YOU AND MY DAUGHTER AND MY GAY LOVER AND POSSIBLY OTHERS IT WAS VERY CONFUSING.

[Colby]

Did you include that I'm Holden's wife? *nods*

[Autumn]

I believe I did. WAIT THERE WASN'T A WEDDING. There must be a wedding because I like weddings.

[Autumn]

I would tell you to come here, but I'm in the south, so it's probably illegal.
THAT'S WHAT THE INTERWEBZ ARE FOR.

[Elliott]

Stupid Kansas. *grumbles*
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY... THEN DON'T BE GAY. But why the heck do you care if other people who are going to be gay whether it's legal or not get married? UGH UGH UGH.

[Autumn]

MORE EXCITEMENT COLBY LIKES MY IRKSOME CHARACTER YAY.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

HI.

I miss this group.

BYE.

[Autumn]

MARIAAAAAAA. Don't leave meh D:

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

BUT THERE'S LIKE 400 COMMENTS IN EVERY PLACE ADSKJGLSKDZ