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I'm shocked and offended and utterly repulsed by your interrogative.
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But but... you need to marry Yue! Holden is going to be the proud parent and I'm going to be the wedding crasher! Oh well. WWAC encourages polygamy. And incest.
This is the most messed up family ever, because Yue's my little Asian two years younger than me twin, and now I'm expected to wed her?
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "AREN'T THEY THE BEST!? But but... you need to marry Yue! Holden is going to be the proud parent and I'm going to be the wedding crasher! Oh well. WWAC encourages polygamy. And incest."
OOH! You and Holden should get married.
Oh, but wait, if Yue and I are twins, and Holden is Yue's dad, and Yue and I are married, and Holden and Lav are married... o.O does that make me married to my mom, who's also married to my dad? This family tree is soooo messed up.
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As long as I can still dive into the chocolate cake.
HEY HOLDEN. WANT TO RENEW OUR VOWS?
Colby wrote: "Oh, but wait, if Yue and I are twins, and Holden is Yue's dad, and Yue and I are married, and Holden and Lav are married... o.O does that make me married to my mom, who's also married to my dad? Th..."Lav, this rant.
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When did you start coming here, by the way? I can't remember if you were here when I started coming on.
Hmmm. Let me think. I do believe I got Goodreads like a quarter into my sophomore year, so like a year and a half ago. So, if you were here Summer 2010, then you beat me here. I actually really only got into books and writing so much last year.
Wait! Lies. According to my profile, I joined in March 2010, which was the end of my freshman year. Which makes sense because now that I think of it that was when I was writing this awful novel I called 'Harmony' and thought was like New York Times Bestseller material. *Shudders* So, like two years ago exactly. That's right, it was the TRBC that came in my sophomore year...
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We have a group dedicated to goodreads weddings.It's called Vegas Gone Digital. LOOKITUP.
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Don't go in those topics, it's otay. *glomps* Those ones are closed off, anyway.
I didn't get any results when I searched.Meanwhile, I have a ridiculous craving for green olives. Something you will learn about me is that I have the cravings of a pregnant woman. Presumably because I am nine months pregnant.
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WHO IS THE MOTHER/FATHER?
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*glomps back* But... going in there is fun in a twisted sort of way!
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "COLBY IS GOING TO HAVE A CHILD? WHO IS THE MOTHER/FATHER?"
I'm not even sure with our family tree. I think it might be Holden.
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And your daughter. And Mandy, once. *winks at Mandy*But Holden was a one night thing, and we were both drunk. I SWEAR.
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LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LAV. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
And one of your husbands is also your other husband's wife...weird.
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Colby cheated with me?I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
Oh, I'm a bad Mormon! xD
AND I AM NOT HOLDEN'S SISTER! I AM HIS ADORING FANGIRL.
You're a Mormon? I know a swell, slightly awkward *Mormon boy!*Disclaimer: He hasn't been in class for days, and I'm not sure, but he might be dead now. Somebody told me that he has some blood disease or something and standing up could, like, mess a lot of his system up. God, I am such a good friend.
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We do usually go hang out at a playground... you could come find us there. I promise I'm not just trying to lure you there so I can murder you on a playground.
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I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
Oh, I'm a bad Mormon! xD"
MANDY? *gaspage* YOU TOO?
Haha. I'd totally go. Getting there is the problem.
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*Disclaimer: He hasn't been in class for days, and I'm not sure, but he might be dead now. Somebody told me that he has some blood ..."
O.o
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Colby cheated with me?I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
Oh, I'm a bad Mormon! xD"
MANDY? *gaspage* YOU TOO?"
Everybody cheats with Colby. I am a freaking PLAYER!
Yeah, I'm a virgin...
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "You're a Mormon? I know a swell, slightly awkward *Mormon boy!*Disclaimer: He hasn't been in class for days, and I'm not sure, but he might be dead now. Somebody told me that he has..."
OH BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT HE HAS AN EQUALLY AWKWARD, EQUALLY MORMON LITTLE BROTHER. You could totally date/marry his brother, Mandy. PROBLEM SOLVED.
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I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
Oh, I'm a bad Mormon! xD"
MANDY? *gaspage* YOU TOO..."
I haven't even been kissed by anyone, so. xD
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*Disclaimer: He hasn't been in class for days, and I'm not sure, but he might ..."
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that, Colby, dear. I'm SDA and I don't like any old SDA boy. I don't actually like any SDA boys currently. :P
Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Colby wrote: "Lav [lately I've been feeling] wrote: "Mandy wrote: "Colby cheated with me?I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
Oh, I'm a bad Mormon! xD"
MANDY? *gaspage*..."
Haha. It's overrated. I find it sort of awkward, to be honest.
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I MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK TOO BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS.
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Pahaha, really? It's not all magical and... YOU MEAN BOOKS AND MOVIES HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME NO THEY HAVEN'T SHUT UP COLBY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
Um...I feel like a wedding just got planned for me.I'M THE ONE WHO PLANS THE WEDDINGS? OKAY?
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This is a topic where you can insult people and none of it will be taken seriously. I mean, if you can make someone cry, FANTASTIC, but yeah. xD
It can also be a place where random discussions take place so maybe Colby, Holden, Yue, Mandy and I stop spamming the What Are You Reading Topic with our randomness and Kansas whining and Texas loneliness and also, most importantly insulting people. (Mostly Holden.)
I'M A MOD NOW SO I CAN MAKE THINGS LIKE THIS OKAY? BACK OFF PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS ISN'T NECESSARY. YOU ALL SUCK.