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Lynne (Tigger's Mum)
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Nov 23, 2011 02:01PM
Can I have my soup in a sandwich please?
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Lynne (Tigger's Mum) wrote: "Oh I see - it's art is it? lol;0)"Yep, so totally !
I'm feeling sleepy now - just going to curl up on the sofa... ewwwwwwwww!!! What's that sticky stuff on the cushions??!!
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Honey. I'm trying to grow an ant farm in here.
probably a gluey mallow covered in chocolate and dust
*jumps off the sofa* - think I'll find somewhere else to sleep! Night guys, don't forget to switch off the light after you leave...
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What the Dickens (see - a literary reference even though I'm beside myself) is going on here? Look at the state of this duck!!
Shhh, keep the noise down Phil! I'm trying to sleep! Anyway - I thought the duck liked chocolate.....
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Biggest grin with chocolate moustache... Hi Philip !
And as for the mess you've made of my granny! Words fail me.
Oh dear Philip! What was happening here last night. Looks like a gang of children hit the place!
Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "Oh dear Philip! What was happening here last night. Looks like a gang of children hit the place!"Doesn't it just! I wonder who they might be GL, hmmm?
No idea. We're all very grown-up and well behaved around her.
Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "No idea. We're all very grown-up and well behaved around her."Really? Must be a completely different set of people then, but oddly with the same names.
Philip wrote: "Must be a completely different set of people then, but oddly with the same names. "HAhaha SO using this to explain my behaviour last night !
I have a double - in fact I have two of them.
Well, I've had to post an apology on the Kindle forum for your behaviour. I hope you're all pleased with yourselves? [folds arms, taps foot]
Why do I feel like sticking my tongue out at you?
Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "Why do I feel like sticking my tongue out at you?"Many do, GL, many do.
Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "I'm not giggling. Honest."I should hope not, young lady, there's been far too much frivolity on here for my liking! For your information, thanks to the antics of you and your 'friends' both of my books were in the charts last night. I hope you're satisfied?
Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Oh crap.I'm sorry."
To be fair, they came straight back out again, but it's the principle of the thing ;-)
Oh well - same time tonight girls??
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I could hear all the noise going on in this thread over in Normandy! Do you lot mind, some of us have work to do!!!! ;-))))
Careful you or your thread will be next. I hear you have nice cheese in your's.
Cheese? Did someone mention cheese? How's your camenbert?
Oh, le pain, le vin, le boursin!!! Let's head for Mel's!!!!!!
After all that stuff last night, a poem that reflects my physical state - http://philwhiteland.blogspot.com/201...
Philip wrote: "After all that stuff last night, a poem that reflects my physical state - http://philwhiteland.blogspot.com/201..."
Ha ha!
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Ha ha!
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Hey, you lot leave me out of it! The cheese is ALL MINE! Do you hear me? Mine whawhawha!
There's a great deal of evil laughter creeping on to this thread!GL - I like the look of that book
I have it - its a lot of fun.
WARNING - CHEEKY REQUEST FOLLOWS:I know this is a bit of a cheek, but if anyone has read Crutches For Ducks, or is planning to, I really would be grateful for any and all reviews that you might be willing to contribute to the Amazon UK or .com sites. It's looking a bit unloved at the minute (altogether now...aahh, bless!)
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Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)
(last edited Nov 24, 2011 10:18AM)
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Philip wrote: "Try this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZg5M..."Oh him! I didn't know his name. Arthur Worsley, eh.
What about Lord Charles? And a non-ventriloquist, Stanley Unwin.
Geoff (G. Robbins) wrote: "Philip wrote: "Try this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZg5M..."Oh him! I didn't know his name. Arthur Worsley, eh.
What about Lord Charles? And a non-ventriloquist, Stanley Unwin."
Well, Arthur Worsley is hardly the name of a celebrity is it? You can't imagine anyone coming on Britain's Got Talent with that monicker can you? And, of course, the nature of his act was that he was completely self-effacing. At one point, the dummy said to him "What good are you, son?"
Ray Alan was technically brilliant but never made me laugh in the same way. Stanley Unwin was one of a grand line of great British eccentrics who made a living out of being himself really.
If you're interested, this is the latest article published in the Derby Telegraph today:http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Mar...
Don't feel you have to look, of course
You feeling invisible again Philip?
Lorraine feels like spreading a little love ♥ wrote: "You feeling invisible again Philip?"Yep! It makes shaving really tricky.
nobody is invisible on this site, unless they want to be.
Then they know that us lot takes control of their thread and that a mega party happens !
I read it Philip. Honest! then I had to leave for lunch.
Why am I suddenly craving an onion sandwich?
French onion soup. With lots of cheese...
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