Philip Whiteland - the man behind Josiah and Archibald (which makes it sound like we're in a queue!) Showing 301-350 of 3,307

[Philip]

Gingerlily (exhausted author) wrote: "your ear?"

Close, but no cigar ;-)

[Kath]

- out of turn?

[Philip]

Ignite wrote: "- out of turn?"

I think, in the immortal words of Chris Farlowe (that dates me, doesn't it?) I'm more out of time.

[Patti (baconater)]

Who is Chris Farlowe?

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Who is Chris Farlowe?"

Don't start! We had enough trouble with Arthur Worsley.

[Philip]

I've managed to get my Blog synced with this site (apparently) - so you can see it here now as well. Not quite sure how but...

[Patti (baconater)]

What's a blog?

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "What's a blog?"

It's people like you that cause wars ;-)

[Philip]

Philip wrote: "Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "What's a blog?"

It's people like you that cause wars ;-)"

Please note, before I get drummed off the site for having a pop at one of the moderators - this was a joke!

[Patti (baconater)]

What's a joke?

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "What's a joke?"

See me after the lesson.

[Patti (baconater)]

Yassir.

[Philip]

Heyup, Crutches For Duckshas just made it into the Top 100 Kindle Memoirs

[Kath]

Well done! Here, have a drinkie!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Great - well done Philip!

[Philip]

Ignite wrote: "Well done! Here, have a drinkie!"

Thanks. It's not whisky, is it?

[Philip]

Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "Great - well done Philip!"

Thanks GL. It probably won't last long, but it's nice while it does (where have I heard that before?)

[Philip]

Philip wrote: "Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "Great - well done Philip!"

Thanks GL. It probably won't last long, but it's nice while it does (where have I heard that before?)"

I told you it wouldn't last for long ;-0 Oh well!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I hope you got a screen print!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "I hope you got a screen print!"

Nope. I think it was moving slightly faster than those sub-atomic doodahs in the LHC.

[Patti (baconater)]

Sheesh. Take a break to eat dinner and I miss good news! Oh well. I'm sure it'll be back in the charts soon!

[[deleted user]]

Someone said that there was another party on this thread! I've brought some more homemade wine and a packet of peanuts!

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[Lorraine]

Oh Karen I ♥ you, so ready for a party me !

[Patti (baconater)]

Oooooo. Karen's wine! PARTY!

[[deleted user]]

Ok *hands round paper cups* - apple wine or dandelion...?

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[Lorraine]

Ooh I've found the sofa... boing boing boing

[Jay-me (Janet)]

[Lorraine]

Philip ! You need to sack your housemaid !

[[deleted user]]

Oh dear - spilt some red wine on the carpet again. Never mind - it will match the other stain!

Is Philip missing his party again or is he wearing his invisibility cloak...?

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[Patti (baconater)]

Let me check behind the curtains...

Oops. That's not going to come out.

[[deleted user]]

Here - I've got a nice garlicy mayonassiy dip, better try not to drop that on the carpet.... oops, oh dear...

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[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

oh no, i never cleaned the sticky toffee pudding off the sole of my shoe....

[[deleted user]]

*hic* *burp* sorry! *giggles*

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[Lorraine]

Gingerlily (mostly harmless) wrote: "oh no, i never cleaned the sticky toffee pudding off the sole of my shoe...."

Bet it's well mucky now and not really looking like sticky toffee pudding anymore, especially as you had to walk across the freshly dug up garden to get to the back door so we could let you in !

[Patti (baconater)]

Anyone for soup in a basket?

[[deleted user]]

Who knocked that vase over...??

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[Lorraine]

Aw no !!!! rushing to save the pretty flowers ...

[[deleted user]]

Oh dear - the water from that will make another stain on the carpet....

[Patti (baconater)]

Here, mop it up with Phil's jumper.

[[deleted user]]

I think that at this rate it would just be easier for Philip to buy a new carpet. Then we must have another party to celebrate the new carpet....

Chocolate fondue anyone?

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[Lorraine]

Oooooh yes please nom nom... Here, have some mallows !

[[deleted user]]

Glad that I brought this chocolate fountain! Wonder if you can dip anything in it - Phil's canary...?

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[Patti (baconater)]

It's a big fountain. Here. Chocolate duck.

Lorraine! If you're going to throw the chocolate covered marshmallows...oh never mind. We can eat them off the walls.

[Lorraine]

Aw poor tweetiebird !

Is the fountain big enough for a whole body? Heard that chocolate masks does wonder ! Shall we have a chocolate mask party as we're among girls? Beware of dripping chocolate on the carpet !... oh hell....

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

chocolate body paint! better have my bath first after the shark poo incident...

[Lorraine]

lol

[Lynne (Tigger's Mum)]

We've just finished decorating and there's no way I'm inviting you lot over to my place. You are so dirrrrrrty.

[Lorraine]

Yea but when we've been then you can tell everyone that the decoration is truly unique !

[Lynne (Tigger's Mum)]

Oh I see - it's art is it? lol;0)

[Patti (baconater)]

Toss Lynne a marshmallow and a basket of soup, someone. I seem to be stuck to the settee.