Philip Whiteland - the man behind Josiah and Archibald (which makes it sound like we're in a queue!) Showing 401-450 of 3,307

[Jud]

onion sandwich!?! that is possibly disgusting. Do you put butter on that?

[Patti (baconater)]

I would, yes. And a touch of salt and pepper. With a side of Scope.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I had onion on my tuna sandwich for linch.

[Jud]

garlic butter or just normal butter?

is it really just 2 slices of bread with onion in the middle? Do you cook the onion first or is it raw?

[Philip]

Jud (Krisztof) wrote: "garlic butter or just normal butter?

is it really just 2 slices of bread with onion in the middle? Do you cook the onion first or is it raw?"

In the case of the person concerned in the article, it was raw.

[Patti (baconater)]

Raw. Sweet Spanish onion is nice. Normal butter. Hearty wholemeal bread. It's actually quite warming on a cold day.

Linch?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Sorry, should have been linuc!

[Philip]

Of course, I can't smell the onion sandwiches or the appalling smell left in here by those parties, because I have a cold! (You may leave your condolences in the silver tray by the door on your way out)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Atchoo!!

[Jud]

Bless you

[Patti (baconater)]

*sniff*

Onions and prawns?

*gag*

Be grateful of the cold.

Wow. Nice window. Needs curtains.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Something funny happened to the curtains Patti...

[Jud]

You're one to talk Patti with your onion sandwiches

[Philip]

Gingerlily (lovable author) wrote: "Something funny happened to the curtains Patti..."

Well you might find it funny, young lady! I, on the other hand...

[Patti (baconater)]

You should put up nets. Then we'd be trapped. Hardeharhar...

[Lorraine]

is here where the 700 party is going to happen?

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh yeah! 700 party!

Perhaps we should bask in the glow of the success of your and Shaun's live event this evening and have the 700 party tomorrow.

Is that okay?

[Lorraine]

Yes that's good with me, to be honest I'm exhausted lol ! Don't trash Phil's place in my absence lol !

[Philip]

Despite my terrible affliction (I have a cold. Men have colds, women have childbirth, it's nature's way of balancing things up) I still dragged myself to the Graduation Ceremony this morning. Purely so that I can honestly say that I shared a stage with Michael Parkinson ;-)

[Lorraine]

:) Now lemsip and an early night Philip... x

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Did you get to speak to him Philip? Or were you not important enough for that...?

[Philip]

Gingerlily (lovable author) wrote: "Did you get to speak to him Philip? Or were you not important enough for that...?"

Well, obviously he would be reluctant to just strike up a conversation with such a well-known author ;-)

[Lynne (Tigger's Mum)]

He didn't recommend those Funeral plans he advertises on TV did he Philip? (Knowing you looked so poorly)

[Philip]

Lynne (Tigger's Mum) wrote: "He didn't recommend those Funeral plans he advertises on TV did he Philip? (Knowing you looked so poorly)"

Hmmm! Do you remember that old Stanley Holloway song "My Word You Do Look Queer"? You would never get that on the radio now, would you?

[Kath]

'I'm telling my wife she can have that new hat!'
Oh yes, Philip, I remember!

[Philip]

Ignite wrote: "'I'm telling my wife she can have that new hat!'
Oh yes, Philip, I remember!"

I know it used to amuse me years ago. It was a favourite on Children's Choice.

[Kath]

Ah but children were proper children back in those days - Hell! I'm starting to sound like my own gran!

[Simon (Highwayman)]

I absolutely loved listen with mother and the book at bedtime.

[Philip]

Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "I absolutely loved listen with mother and the book at bedtime."

Listen with Mother was superb. All those wonderful RP accents. I loved that song about the riding styles of various country-folk, remember that?

[Patti (baconater)]

Dave talks about watch with mother. Why was father never involved??

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Dave talks about watch with mother. Why was father never involved??"

Ah yes, well...it was a different time you see. Men were out beating dinosaurs to death with clubs while the little woman stayed at home and raised the kiddies.

[Lorraine]

Philip wrote: "Ah yes, well...it was a different time you see. Men were out beating dinosaurs to death with clubs while the little woman stayed at home and raised the kiddies. "

Wow I thought you were talking about something that didn't sound like of my generation, but THAT long ago !!

[Simon (Highwayman)]

I am trying to remember philip. I was very young. The voices were very queens English weren't they.

I had gender issues with Andy Pandy too.

Took me years to unravel that business with loopy loo.

[Philip]

Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "I am trying to remember philip. I was very young. The voices were very queens English weren't they.

I had gender issues with Andy Pandy too.

Took me years to unravel that business with loopy loo."

He had a rather knowing smirk on his face when he came out of that hamper. And as for that teddy bear, he knew more than he was letting on.

[Patti (baconater)]

Dave is making me search for watch with mother on you tube. Thanks ever so much, guys.

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Dave is making me search for watch with mother on you tube. Thanks ever so much, guys."

We do what we can, Patti ;-)

[Patti (baconater)]

Well. Andy Pandy is a scary puppet, isn't he? I drew the line at downloading Torchy the battery boy and the wooden tops. Maybe I'll do Twizzle later.

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Well. Andy Pandy is a scary puppet, isn't he? I drew the line at downloading Torchy the battery boy and the wooden tops. Maybe I'll do Twizzle later."

Tales of the Riverbank is the thing to go for.

[Patti (baconater)]

Hammy Hamster!!!

I watched that back home!!! Loved it!

[Jay-me (Janet)]

Twizzle???

The Woodentops, Bill and Ben, Picture Book (?) Bod

Chigley, Camberwick Green & the other one can't remember just at the moment.

[Philip]

Jay-me (Janet) wrote: "Twizzle???

The Woodentops, Bill and Ben, Picture Book (?) Bod

Chigley, Camberwick Green & the other one can't remember just at the moment."

Trumpton

[Philip]

Just done a little bit of tweaking to Steady Past Your Granny'sto link it explicitly to Crutches For Ducks. Am I right in thinking that those who have already bought Steady Past Your Granny'sget a free update?

[Patti (baconater)]

Don't know what you mean by that Phil?

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Don't know what you mean by that Phil?"

Ok. I may have this totally wrapped around my neck (which wouldn't be unusual). I thought I had read somewhere that, if a book was amended in any way, those who had already bought the book would be offered an update. If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong.

[Patti (baconater)]

Ah. Right. Sometimes we get an email from amazon but usually we have to ask them for the update.

Jon Rosenberg has a thread about it in the zoo at the moment.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/forum/kindle/...

[Kath]

Amazon will tell you that they send an email to existing buyers offering them the update. They rarely do.

[Philip]

Thanks both. I thought I'd heard something about it. At least it proves I'm not going mad (yet).

[Jud]

I loved tales of the river bank! I had a video where they tried to catch the moon cause it fell in the river

[Kath]

Philip wrote: "Thanks both. I thought I'd heard something about it. At least it proves I'm not going mad (yet)."

There's still time. No rush!

[Philip]

Jud (Krisztof) wrote: "I loved tales of the river bank! I had a video where they tried to catch the moon cause it fell in the river"

Good Heavens, yes! I remember that one.