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[Lorraine]

fair enough... maybe we should get the aliens to rule or something :) they're not human people after all !

[Philip]

Lorraine the pretty flower ♥ wrote: "fair enough... maybe we should get the aliens to rule or something :) they're not human people after all !"

Beware of what you wish for (mwahahaha)

[Lorraine]

Sounds like a very evil laugh Phil... is there something you're not telling us?

[Philip]

Lorraine the pretty flower ♥ wrote: "Sounds like a very evil laugh Phil... is there something you're not telling us?"

I can't tell you!

[Lorraine]

lol !

[Philip]

Lorraine the pretty flower ♥ wrote: "lol !"

There appears to be something fighting to get out of my stomach...mind you, I always look like that ;-)

[Lorraine]

YEAH ! Let me know when it pops out ! That's the best bit !
Of course I'll try and keep you alive as much as I can afterwards :)

[Philip]

You'll notice that I've changed the thread title. Still the same barely controlled lunacy - just a slightly different package.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not Grannys who ARE Ducks - that would be a kind of surreal Jerry Springer show...

[Philip]

Gingerlily (in her snuggly new fleece pyjamas) wrote: "Not Grannys who ARE Ducks - that would be a kind of surreal Jerry Springer show..."

Well, they call everyone 'duck' around my neck of the woods, including grannies.

[Philip]

We'll be getting a lot of this sort of thing as we get near to Christmas, so here's a modest proposal - http://philwhiteland.blogspot.com/201...

[Patti (baconater)]

Sounds good to me, Phil!

[Philip]

My mum had a saying (which you can see more about if you 'Look Inside' Crutches For Ducks) which was "Oh, I know him/her, his/her mother used to chew bread for our ducks"

It's this sort of thing that's made me what I am today ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

What exactly are you today Philip...? Its hard to see under that cloak.

[Lorraine]

He's got an alien growing inside Gingerlily, he's just fessed up to it !

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oh dear. Maybe we should all move to a safer thread. I don't want to be chased by aliens.

[Lorraine]

Nah I think it's well cool. And don't worry, I got a big supply of guns and ammos in my bags. I'M GONNA KICK ASS - Ripley is going to be nothing compared to me !

[Patti (baconater)]

Gonna shoot Phil's tapeworm?

[Lorraine]

HAHAHAHA ! now that's gross !

[Philip]

Lorraine the pretty flower ♥ wrote: "HAHAHAHA ! now that's gross !"

Actually, there's definitely something moving in there. My stomach seems to be convulsing. Oh my God,what's happening, it's split open! Oh, Hello Sooty, what are you doing there?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Throwing pizza probably.

[Philip]

Gingerlily (excited author) wrote: "Throwing pizza probably."

It could have been worse. It could have been Cully from Midsomer Murders!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Or Dustin the Turkey!

[Philip]

Gingerlily (excited author) wrote: "Or Dustin the Turkey!"

You see this is where my lack of knowledge of contemporary culture lets me down! Who??

[Patti (baconater)]

I'm lost too, Phil.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ireland entry in the Eurovision 2008. Also a well known irish TV personality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n--Jn...

[Philip]

Gingerlily (excited author) wrote: "Ireland entry in the Eurovision 2008. Also a well known irish TV personality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n--Jn..."

It's not like Muffin the Mule, is it? I believe that's still a criminal offence ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

No, he might criminally bad musically, but not actually illegal!

[Philip]

Do you remember Lenny the Lion? It only occurred to me a few years ago that he was gay.

[Philip]

Well, not necessarily gay of course. Camp certainly.

[Kath]

Camp as a row of tents.

[Philip]

Ignite wrote: "Camp as a row of tents."

Apparently, but it never occurred to me at the time. I just found him irritating. I hasten to add that I don't find 'camp' irritating per se, just in the case of Lenny the Lion.

[Philip]

I've done it now! I'm getting adverts for gay sci-fi books appearing on the side of my page.

[Kath]

Hell yes, Lenny the Lion WAS irritating!

[Patti (baconater)]

Philip wrote: "I've done it now! I'm getting adverts for gay sci-fi books appearing on the side of my page."

Now I'm afraid to google Lenny the Lion to find out who he is...

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Philip wrote: "I've done it now! I'm getting adverts for gay sci-fi books appearing on the side of my page."

Now I'm afraid to google Lenny the Lion to find out who he is..."

You've never heard of Lenny the Lion? You've obviously led a sheltered life, Patti. You'll be telling me you've never heard of Arthur Worsley next.

[Patti (baconater)]

Who is Arthur Worsley?

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "Who is Arthur Worsley?"

Told you! Arguably the best ventriloquist ever. He never spoke but his dummy used to hector him relentlessly "Look at me son, when I'm talking to you" and so on.

[Kath]

She must be younger than us Philip!

[Philip]

Ignite wrote: "She must be younger than us Philip!"

Everybody's younger than me these days. Particularly policemen.

[Patti (baconater)]

I thought It could have been culture clash but Dave's not heard of him before either.

Guess it is that you are old. ;)

[Philip]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "I thought It could have been culture clash but Dave's not heard of him before either.

Guess it is that you are old. ;)"

It would be foolish to deny it, Patti. All I can say is that you missed a treat.

[Philip]

Come on, there's got to be somebody else out there who remembers Arthur Worsley apart from me.

[Lorraine]

Sorry Philip, I don't :(

[Patti (baconater)]

I think Ignite does. And she's only 23!

[Philip]

Try this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZg5M...

[Kath]

Patti (Totally Bananas) wrote: "I think Ignite does. And she's only 23!"

Cheque in post Patti!

[Philip]

While I was scrabbling round for that clip in You Tube, I came across some other favourite vents. there, such as Saveen (who had a real talking dog) and the wonderfully anarchic Neville King. By the way, apparently Terry Hall (of Lenny the Lion fame) died in 2007 having suffered from Alzheimer's in his latter years.

[Philip]

Ok, so it's just me with the thing about ventriloquism then! I suppose it makes a change from talking out of where I'm usually accused of talking out of ;-)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

your ear?