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Aug 04, 2020 06:18PM
"...two decomposing, damp dog"...now that sounds NASTY!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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What is it with paragraph 9 in these short stories?They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two decomposing, damp dog running at a very missed mother steal, which had flute music playing in the background and two gentle uncles gulped to the beat.
Meg wrote: "How did Adelaide get out of the dungeon? 🤣🤣🤣"In the real story, she hasn't even got there! 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
Meg wrote: "Awww, how sweet!!! 🤣 "Once, he had even helped an eager twig recover from a flying accident.""
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Hannah wrote: "What is it with paragraph 9 in these short stories?They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two decomposing, damp dog running at a very missed mother steal, which had flute music playi..."
Sounds like two gentle uncles with the hiccups!!! 🤣🤣🤣
At least, please tell me your real story has two gentle uncles who like to gulp to the beat, Emma.
Hannah wrote: "At least, please tell me your real story has two gentle uncles who like to gulp to the beat, Emma."There's no uncles!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just did another one, WHAT IS THEIR LOVE FOR UNCLES??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can hardly stop laughing. Now just watch me say some of this in my sleep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dorothy wrote: "I can hardly stop laughing. Now just watch me say some of this in my sleep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"🤣🤣🤣
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "I can hardly stop laughing. Now just watch me say some of this in my sleep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"🤣🤣🤣"
Emma wants to be a fly on the wall!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "I can hardly stop laughing. Now just watch me say some of this in my sleep! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"🤣🤣🤣"
Emma wants to be a fly on the wall!"
When? 😂
I've only been gone a little more than 24 hours and I do not understand a word in any recent posts! It's like I've returned to a different world! LOL!!!Pammy Jo
Pamela wrote: "I've only been gone a little more than 24 hours and I do not understand a word in any recent posts! It's like I've returned to a different world! LOL!!!Pammy Jo"
Aww sorry Pammy! It's so hard to keep up with what's going on!! 🤣🤣
Emma wrote: "Pamela wrote: "I've only been gone a little more than 24 hours and I do not understand a word in any recent posts! It's like I've returned to a different world! LOL!!!Pammy Jo"
Aww sorry Pammy! I..."
It's the story of my life!
Pamela wrote: "I've only been gone a little more than 24 hours and I do not understand a word in any recent posts! It's like I've returned to a different world! LOL!!!Pammy Jo"
This is why I had to spend 2 hours catching up after I returned from my trip...and it STILL took a few days to figure out what was going on! 🤣
Emma wrote: "I just did another one, WHAT IS THEIR LOVE FOR UNCLES??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"It's obviously a standard plot and they just randomly throw in the words you choose! 😂
Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "I just did another one, WHAT IS THEIR LOVE FOR UNCLES??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"It's obviously a standard plot and they just randomly throw in the words you choose! 😂"
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So, what kerfuffle are we going to do next? Write emoji stories for each other? 🤣🤣🤣
Emma wrote: "So, what kerfuffle are we going to do next? Write emoji stories for each other? 🤣🤣🤣"Oh, now that sounds fun!!!! 🤣
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "So, what kerfuffle are we going to do next? Write emoji stories for each other? 🤣🤣🤣"Oh, now that sounds fun!!!! 🤣"
😂🥳🌚🤠🦴🤺👩🌾🧕🤰🌁☃️🌪️🌅🙈🐼🦃🦚🥦🍟☕⛽🚙🗿🌐🥉🎼🎥📺🧽🧸
👧🏻👩🏻👩🏻🦰👨🏻🚗👵🏻👴🏻🎓🎉🍇😷🤒🏥🏪🥨😄🎂🐰🎄🛒👗🎯🎼🎶🔊🔨🔨🔨🤕🛌🏻😴
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "So, what kerfuffle are we going to do next? Write emoji stories for each other? 🤣🤣🤣"Oh, now that sounds fun!!!! 🤣"
😂🥳🌚🤠🦴🤺👩🌾🧕🤰🌁☃️🌪️🌅🙈🐼🦃🦚🥦🍟☕⛽🚙🗿🌐🥉🎼🎥📺🧽🧸"
Oh, goodness! I'm not even going to try to interpret that one!
Dorothy wrote: "👧🏻👩🏻👩🏻🦰🚗👵🏻👴🏻🎓🎉🍇😷🤒🏥🏪🥨😄🎂🐰🎄🛒👗🎯🎼🎶🔊🔨🔨🔨🛌🏻😴"A little girl has a sister, and a mom with red hair...even though they have brown hair...and they drove to grandma and grandpa's and graduated with a big party with grapes, but there was too many people and they got Coronavirus so they had to go to the doctor, but that's okay because they got a pretzel and that made them happy. After that they had a birthday cake, then they celebrated Easter, and suddenly it was Christmas? So they went shopping after Christmas and found a dress, and then they listened to some music while they played darts... But they didn't like the music so they broke it... Then after all that they were wore out and fell asleep.
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "👧🏻👩🏻👩🏻🦰🚗👵🏻👴🏻🎓🎉🍇😷🤒🏥🏪🥨😄🎂🐰🎄🛒👗🎯🎼🎶🔊🔨🔨🔨🛌🏻😴"A little girl has a sister, and a mom with red hair...even though they have brown hair...and they drove to grandma and grandpa's and graduate..."
LOL! Not QUITE what I had in mind, but not bad! 🤣
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "So, what kerfuffle are we going to do next? Write emoji stories for each other? 🤣🤣🤣"Oh, now that sounds fun!!!! 🤣"
😂🥳🌚🤠🦴🤺👩🌾🧕🤰🌁☃️🌪️🌅🙈🐼🦃🦚🥦🍟☕⛽🚙🗿🌐🥉🎼🎥📺🧽🧸"
..."
Fine I'll try again. 😂
😤🌞🏄🤴👸🥀⛈️🏖️🦔🍽️🛶🌋📸🎻☎️🥇🗞️
Is that better? 🤣🤣
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "👧🏻👩🏻👩🏻🦰🚗👵🏻👴🏻🎓🎉🍇😷🤒🏥🏪🥨😄🎂🐰🎄🛒👗🎯🎼🎶🔊🔨🔨🔨🛌🏻😴"A little girl has a sister, and a mom with red hair...even though they have brown hair...and they drove to grandma and grandpa's..."
Hmph!
Emma wrote: "😤🌞🏄🤴👸🥀⛈️🏖️🦔🍽️🛶🌋📸🎻☎️🥇🗞️"Okay, I'll try!
Emma was angry that the sun came out, so she went surfing and met the king and queen, who were fishing, when a rain storm came up, they hid under an umbrella with a hedgehog, had lunch, did a couple of unrecognizable things, took pictures while playing ukelele over the phone, got a medal, and took a pill.
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "😤🌞🏄🤴👸🥀⛈️🏖️🦔🍽️🛶🌋📸🎻☎️🥇🗞️"Okay, I'll try!
Emma was angry that the sun came out, so she went surfing and met the king and queen, who were fishing, when a rain storm came up, they hid u..."
Not bad. 🤣🤣
THAT WAS NOT A PILL!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣
I almost drowned from laughing whilst washing my hair!! 🤣🤣🤣
Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!! 😂😂
But, Meg, please make sure that before Dorry goes to sleep, she knows that that WAS NOT A PILL!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!!
But, Meg, please make sure that before Dorry goes to..."
She's standing right here, screaming WHAT IS IT THEN???!!!! 🤣
Meg wrote: "I almost drowned from laughing whilst washing my hair!! 🤣🤣🤣"😳 Meg, dear, do be careful!!🤣🤣🤣
Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!!
But, Meg, please make sure that before ..."
Well, scream back at her that IT WAS A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!!
But, Meg, please make sure ..."
She says she guesses it was just a "narrow" newspaper. 🤣🤣🤣
Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!!
But, Meg, plea..."
🙄 That's for Dorry, not for you. 🤣
Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to my world!!
Bu..."
I will pass it on! 🤣
Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"Welcome to ..."
While you're at it, pass this on - 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣 Don't really, I didn't mean that one!
Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next several days! 🤣🤣🤣"..."
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Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: "I have a terrible fear that I will burst out laughing at inappropriate times over the next severa..."Well, I guess it's both of our bedtimes. 😂 So sleep well without too much laughing... 😂🤗
Emma wrote: "Well, I guess it's both of our bedtimes. 😂 So sleep well without too much laughing... 😂🤗"Haha, yes I was just thinking it's about time to sign off...Dorry and I will probably be laughing in our sleep! 😂😂
Goodnight, pleasant dreams! 😂🤗
Holy Moly! I just watched the news and they said The National Weather Service confirmed that 6 tornadoes touched down in my county yesterday! No wonder there was so much damage! We rarely get 1 tornado, let alone 6! I want to move to Maine...or to Canada. I'm ready to get out of this country. England would be nice, but I don't like planes or ships. I could walk across the ice cap at the North Pole, I guess! I know people have walked from Russia to Canada that way! I'll let you know when I start walking. Surely it will make National News!! LOL!!!Pammy Jo
Pamela wrote: "Holy Moly! I just watched the news and they said The National Weather Service confirmed that 6 tornadoes touched down in my county yesterday! No wonder there was so much damage! We rarely get 1 tor..."Oh dear Pamela!! 😱😱 I'm so glad you're safe!! Tornados have always been something I've been scared of, so that's been a fear of mine since we moved back to Indiana, they're known for tornados. 😒
Oh Emma! I can't even imagine living where a tornado is common. The weather can change lives in a second. The sun is shining and it is beautiful here today! It's even a bit cooler, too! It feels good to be back to normal...well, as normal as I get! : )Pam
Pamela, we used to live in MO (tornado alley) and other states in the south, but it wasn't until we moved to Maine that I actually saw funnel clouds! 😂
Wall cloud across the road from us 3 years ago...
Meg wrote: "Wall cloud across the road from us 3 years ago..."
Just last week we saw a funnel cloud from our back porch! We all just stood there and watched it. 😂
Pamela wrote: "Oh Emma! I can't even imagine living where a tornado is common. The weather can change lives in a second. The sun is shining and it is beautiful here today! It's even a bit cooler, too! It feels go..."Yeah, and we're in Tornado season right now! 😑
Oh my! In this area people always say if you can stand lots of snow, Maine is ideal b/c there are no tornadoes or hurricanes! Looks like they are wrong! Unbelievable! Maybe my best bet would be to move into a cave! The worst thing there might be the occasional bat or bear! LOL!Pammy Jo
P.S. How do you post pictures?
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