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Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "*gulp* π³π€£π€£π€£ Yes, boss. π€£π€£"π€£π"
π€¨ And why would I need a lollipop?"
I just thought it might make you feel better!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "*gulp* π³π€£π€£π€£ Yes, boss. π€£π€£"π€£π"
π€¨ And why would I need a lollipop?"
I just thought it might make you feel better!"
Oh, thanks. π How sweet of you. ππ
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "*gulp* π³π€£π€£π€£ Yes, boss. π€£π€£"π€£π"
π€¨ And why would I need a lollipop?"
I just thought it might make you feel better!"
Oh, thanks. π How swe..."
You're welcome!
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Dorothy wrote: "Here, Emma..."
THAT'S HORRIBLE!! π€£π€£π€£ I no longer need motivation... π
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Here, Emma..."
THAT'S HORRIBLE!! π€£π€£π€£ I no longer need motivation... π"
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Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Here, Emma..."
THAT'S HORRIBLE!! π€£π€£π€£ I no longer need motivation... π"
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Thanks for the lollipop, that made it all better. π€£π€£π€£
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Here, Emma..."
THAT'S HORRIBLE!! π€£π€£π€£ I no longer need motivation... π"
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Thanks for the lollipop, that made it all better. π€£π€£π€£"
I'm so happy!
Emma wrote: "Here, Dorothy, this is how I see a bear... π€£https://pin.it/4YMC7yC"
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One beautiful morning, an atheist was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...
He saw the river glisten and the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside...
He thought to himself that mother nature had made a true and wonderful world...
The atheist had walked a little further down the track he had taken when suddenly a bear jumped out of the bushes only a few yards ahead of him and started growling, looking hungry and ran quickly towards him...
Seeing the big bear bounding towards him he screamed in horror and started running as fast as he could away from the bear...
Knowing that the bear would catch up to him and he had no chance, the atheist soon ran out of breath and in a few paces fell to the ground...
As the bears shadow fell upon his face and his paws come down upon his chest, the atheist screamed, "Oh help me God!"
Suddenly the trees that he so much admired stopped swaying...
The river he loved suddenly stopped flowing...
And the sky opened up and a voice begun to speak...
"I am God, and even though you donβt believe in me, I am here for every being on this earth."
The atheist felt relieved a little bit and asked God, "Iβm sort of in this situation, Iβm only asking if you can help me get out of it."
God thought for a moment and said...
"I will give you one wish to help you and that is all, you may proceed with this wish."
The atheist thought about this wish for a moment and then spoke to God...
"Well I donβt really want to become a religious person, so I wish the bear to become religious himself."
God spoke...
"So be it done."
Suddenly the sky closed up...
The river turned back into its flowing glory...
The trees began to sway again...
And the bear clapped his paws together and said...
"Thank you God for this meal Iβm about to receive!"
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Here, Dorothy, this is how I see a bear... π€£https://pin.it/4YMC7yC"
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Okay, it wasn't THAT funny! π€£π€£π€£
Dorothy wrote: "One beautiful morning, an atheist was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...
He saw the river..."
π±π±π± That is hilarious... AND HORRIBLE!!!! AND THAT IS WHY I NEVER WANT TO BE FACE TO FACE WITH A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorothy wrote: "One beautiful morning, an atheist was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings...He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled...
He saw the river..."
Who wrote that story?
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Who wrote that story?"I have no idea!
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "π±π±π± That is hilarious... AND HORRIBLE!!!! AND THAT IS WHY I NEVER WANT TO BE FACE TO FACE WITH A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!"Well, he asked for it!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Who wrote that story?"I have no idea!"
AND YET YOU AND MEG TRY TO TELL ME THAT BEARS ARE "FINE??!!" π€¦π»ββοΈπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Who wrote that story?"I have no idea!"
AND YET YOU AND MEG TRY TO TELL ME THAT BEARS ARE "FINE??!!" π€¦π»ββοΈπ€£π€£π€£π€£"
If you don't ask for them to be religious!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Who wrote that story?"I have no idea!"
AND YET YOU AND MEG TRY TO TELL ME THAT BEARS ARE "FINE??!!" π€¦π»ββοΈπ€£π€£π€£π€£"
If you don't ask for the..."
I don't believe I's ask them for anything. π€£
But I would offer them a lollipop. π
Emma wrote: "But I would offer them a lollipop. π"That might help...if they have a sweet tooth!
It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!
Dorothy wrote: "It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!"π³ The poor bear!
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!"π³ The poor bear!"
What do you mean?! You're the one who is so scared of them!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!"π³ The poor bear!"
What do you mean?! You're the one who is so scared of them!"
I am, but I still would feel bad about hitting them! π
Meg wrote: ""Yep, that'll be you one day... π€£
Y'all are not allowed to chat on here on Tuesday!!! π€£π€£ I'm going to miss out. π°
Emma wrote: "Meg wrote: ""Yep, that'll be you one day... π€£"
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Emma wrote: "Y'all are not allowed to chat on here on Tuesday!!! π€£π€£ I'm going to miss out. π°"Tuesday is going to be soooo boooorrrriiiinnnngggg! π₯±π€£
Meg wrote: "Emma wrote: "Y'all are not allowed to chat on here on Tuesday!!! π€£π€£ I'm going to miss out. π°"Tuesday is going to be soooo boooorrrriiiinnnngggg! π₯±π€£"
It's never boring on here! And for some reason the emoji's just showed up as boxes.
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!"π³ The poor bear!"
What do you mean?! You're the one who is so scared of them!"
I a..."
You're a case!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "It might be better to offer them a cast-iron skillet on the head!"π³ The poor bear!"
What do you mean?! You're the one who is so scared o..."
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Emma wrote: "Y'all are not allowed to chat on here on Tuesday!!! π€£π€£ I'm going to miss out. π°"You can just catch up!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Y'all are not allowed to chat on here on Tuesday!!! π€£π€£ I'm going to miss out. π°"You can just catch up!"
Yeah, I'll have to.
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "π₯"π΅"
What's that for?
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "π₯"π΅"
What's that for?"
I'm confused as to why you were crying...
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "π₯"π΅"
What's that for?"
I'm confused as to why you were crying..."
You said I was a case. Usually when people say that, it's for a bad reason.
Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "π₯"π΅"
What's that for?"
I'm confused as to why you were crying..."
You said I was a case. Usually when people say that, it's for a bad ..."
But I wasn't!
Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "Dorothy wrote: "Emma wrote: "π₯"π΅"
What's that for?"
I'm confused as to why you were crying..."
You said I was a case. Usually when people say that, it..."
Suure. πππ
Emma wrote: "But I would offer them a lollipop. π"You do not "offer" a bear anything. They take what they want! In the Poconos, I watched a bear tear the mirrors off of a car and then smash the windows just to get to a candy bar lying on the seat of the car! Another time, one of our neighbors returned home to find a bear in their kitchen who had broken into their house, flipped the fridge on it's side and was helping himself to all of the food! They do not wait for food to be offered to them! It's "self-serve" all they way for them!πΎπ»πͺππ¦π«Oh, My!!!
Pammy Jo
Pamela wrote: "Emma wrote: "But I would offer them a lollipop. π"You do not "offer" a bear anything. They take what they want! In the Poconos, I watched a bear tear the mirrors off of a car and then smash the w..."
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Pamela wrote: "Emma wrote: "But I would offer them a lollipop. π"You do not "offer" a bear anything. They take what they want! In the Poconos, I watched a bear tear the mirrors off of a car and then smash the w..."
You're going to give Emma nightmares, Pammy Jo! πππ
Meg wrote: "Pamela wrote: "Emma wrote: "But I would offer them a lollipop. π"You do not "offer" a bear anything. They take what they want! In the Poconos, I watched a bear tear the mirrors off of a car and t..."
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No more than the shark on the quiz page will give me!! π¦πββοΈπ¦ LOL!Pammy
Just looking back at some of the first photos I got of Twilight. Look how little!!!
Early American Literature
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North and South (other topics)Little Women (other topics)
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Authors mentioned in this topic
Elizabeth Gaskell (other topics)Mark Twain (other topics)
Jonathan Edwards (other topics)
Jonathan Edwards (other topics)
James Fenimore Cooper (other topics)
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π€¨ And why would I need a lollipop?