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Ahhh, but you never know if there's an adventurous one around. You might find yourselves with a new houseboat guest!

Woman: hi, I just found the perfect book for you. It has more than 600 pages but you have the whole summer to read it.
Me:awesome, but who are you?

Did you at least ask for the title of the book?

Woman: hi, I just found the perfect book for you. It has more than 600 pages but you have the whole summer to read it.
Me:awesome, but who are you?"
That's hilarious! Sounds like a ready made friend.

I just read on the Dutch news that a plane in Australia hit a kangaroo while taking off. No one got hurt, except maybe the kangaroo. But then I wondered, do Dutch events which are really not important or relevant for the world (just strange or funny) also make it to the US or Australia for example?

That doesn't make the news in Aus. We expect it, and have had other things going down at the moment. But also, other countries tend to find our animals being in places they shouldn't more amusing than we do.

I'd say that the news lately have been giving more space to that kind of weird, strange, funny, improbable news. Probably stimulated by the social nets, etc.
I was commenting to my husband just a few days ago how some days I feel annoyed when reading the news on line. I usually check 4 or 5 newspapers on line (from Uruguay, Argentina, from my area, one more US general focused, and one more international focused) and it's incredible how ALL of them are each day more saturated of this new style of news like the viral video, the last memes about an event, what a famous person twitted, the video of the surveillance camera (ex: the old lady hitting the burglar with her bag), etc. I call the people who writes those news the "twitter-youtube journalists".
I'm not saying some of this new are not interesting. I'd have taken a look at the kangaroo-plane one for sure. But it seems that they conquer more and more part of the news.
Printed newspapers charge to advertisers according to the number of copies they sell. On line newspapers charge according the number of clicks they get. So I suppose this kind of news get a lot of clicks.

Woman: hi, I just found the perfect book for you. It has more than 600 pages but you have the whole summer to read it.
Me:awesome, but who are you?"
That is awesome! What was the book? Curious minds want to know!




I just got a text, "What happened to you?"
I was supposed to meet a friend for lunch. She's from out of town and here for a few days.
"OMG," I replied, "I forgot. I'm on my way." I put my soup down, grabbed my purse and slipped on my sandals.
"That was yesterday! LOL!" came her response.
At least she wasn't sitting in the restaurant alone. Two of our friends were there as well.

Lol Janice :D Too bad you missed seeing your friend though!

Sarah, sorry for your loss.
Sandra, good luck with testing in October. I think changing your diet and getting in some excersize will make a huge difference.
Travis, that is really a sad thing from your graphic group. That's just horrible.
Janice, you tell us the funniest stories! I just had a nice laugh at your missed lunch. ;)

Vintage YA books:
http://www.jclillis.com/blog/back-cov...
Worst covers and titles (some are creepy...):
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-...

I have seen Still Stripping After 25 Years in many quilt shops. Stripping is a quilting term, but as the title of a book, it's pretty funny.

I have seen Still Stripping After 25 Years in many quilt shops. Stripping is a quilting term, but as the title of a..."
Do you quilt? I ask because I made all of my daughter's clothes until she started public school and saved them with the intentions of making quilts from pieces of special articles. Let me tell you...quilting is harder than sewing apparently because I have ruined many, many chunks of her favorite dresses in my attempts!
I'll cut a mess of squares, start and then have to pull apart in the hopes that later I can make smaller squares of those I've hopeless ruined. O_o
She's 16 now and I gave up about 3 years ago, but am hoping to at least make a baby sized quilt before she has her first child. Probably a pipe dream....

Yes, I quilt. When you have different fabrics in various sizes and shapes, a crazy quilt is the way to go. You can embellish with embroidery and buttons. I've never made one myself, but I've always wanted to. I've seen them made with a mix of velvet, polyester, cotton, rayon - scaps of whatever you have.



That's what I thought. Some are so frightening obvious...

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LOL Janice. I could see this happening to me. I hope you can get to see you friend before she leaves.
Sandra. Great list. So of them are so... so... wrong. OMG. :)

Those titles are infinitely hilarious.







We have outbuildings in our backyard and there is a litter of bunnies under one. I have a tiny dog that loves to go under there and just hang out with them. I'll be sad when they leave. I'll have to try to get some photos.

I think Blake is unusually large for a golden as well. He is really tall so people always say "he's so big!" He is about 90lbs now but the vet says his weight is good :)

I think Blake is unusually large for a golden as well. He is really tall so people always say "he's so big!" He is about 90lbs now but the vet says his weight is good :)"
So he's the same size as Sally! She was 92 last time she was in. She's a girl so even heftier, I guess, but they would be a good match!

-what
-I need help
I'm naked
-doesn't matter need help now come here
Go down there
- we have floaters
-floaters?
-heres rubber glove sis pooped in bath you need to fish them out drain water remove sis clean toys and tub then I'll run new bath and rewash sis
Yup theres sis sitting in bath surrounded by about 20 turds. Probably biggest poop of her life

-what
-I need help
I'm naked
-doesn't matter need help now come here
Go down there
- we have floaters
-floaters?
-heres rubber glove sis pooped in bath you need to fish them out drai..."
I remember those days! You gotta laugh...


How many children? I think even with one it's lucky not to have it happen ever!
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I didn't know what a water vole was so had to google. Looks sweet! Do they cause any trouble in the canals?