16 books
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7 voters
Alcatraz Books
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by (shelved 55 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.84 — 45,810 ratings — published 2004

by (shelved 37 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.92 — 35,261 ratings — published 2007

by (shelved 33 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.13 — 13,226 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 33 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.14 — 18,393 ratings — published 2008

by (shelved 32 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.13 — 15,201 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 25 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.12 — 9,400 ratings — published 2016

by (shelved 21 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.01 — 8,505 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 13 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.09 — 5,420 ratings — published 2022

by (shelved 13 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.12 — 87,137 ratings — published 2009

by (shelved 12 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.12 — 3,960 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 8 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.86 — 886 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 8 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.62 — 988 ratings — published 1963

by (shelved 5 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.06 — 18,707 ratings — published 2015

by (shelved 5 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.34 — 272 ratings — published 1994

by (shelved 5 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.89 — 1,694 ratings — published 1991

by (shelved 4 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.71 — 34 ratings — published 1992

by (shelved 4 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.50 — 360 ratings — published 2002

by (shelved 3 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,763 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 3 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.51 — 508 ratings — published 2008

by (shelved 3 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.66 — 83 ratings — published 2006

by (shelved 3 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.71 — 68 ratings — published 1988

by (shelved 3 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.63 — 323 ratings — published 2001

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.74 — 151 ratings — published

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.87 — 1,436 ratings — published 1943

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.87 — 530 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.29 — 2,718 ratings — published 2018

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.26 — 1,310 ratings — published 2018

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.75 — 101 ratings — published 2011

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.81 — 53 ratings — published 2008

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.00 — 148 ratings — published 1980

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.74 — 311 ratings — published 1984

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.85 — 89 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.75 — 16 ratings — published 1998

by (shelved 2 times as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.22 — 766 ratings — published 2012

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.44 — 16 ratings — published 1973

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.64 — 208 ratings — published 1925

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.77 — 31 ratings — published 1936

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.68 — 9,667 ratings — published 1824

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.53 — 19 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.76 — 139 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.90 — 21 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.83 — 34,582 ratings — published 2024

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.50 — 2 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.00 — 5 ratings — published 2011

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.25 — 16 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.27 — 63 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 4.17 — 36,273 ratings — published 2020

by (shelved 1 time as alcatraz)
avg rating 3.29 — 7 ratings — published

“The ending of a book is, in my experience, both the best and worst part to read. For the ending will often determine whether you love or hate the book.
Both emotions lead to disappointment. If the ending was good, and the book was worth your time, then you are left annoyed and depressed because there is no more book to read. However, if the ending was bad, then it's too late to stop reading. You're left annoyed and depressed because you wasted so much time on a book with a bad ending.
Therefore, reading is obviously worthless, and you should go spend your time on other, more valuable pursuits.”
― Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Both emotions lead to disappointment. If the ending was good, and the book was worth your time, then you are left annoyed and depressed because there is no more book to read. However, if the ending was bad, then it's too late to stop reading. You're left annoyed and depressed because you wasted so much time on a book with a bad ending.
Therefore, reading is obviously worthless, and you should go spend your time on other, more valuable pursuits.”
― Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians