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Michael Bassey Johnson
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: bad, banal, bitch, carnal, carnality, crazy-quote, desire, dirty, feeding, intercourse, itching, legs, make-love, making-love, michael-bassey-johnson, mundane, pleasure, pressure, rumpy-pumpy, rush, sex, sex-urge, sexy, single, vagina, women, worldly
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: affair, availability, bed, food-for-thought, fucking, funny, horny, humor, improvement, ingredient, intercourse, love, love-affair, lover, lovers, maniac, michael-bassey-johnson, relationship, relationships, rumpy-pumpy, sense-of-humor, sex, sex-appeal, sex-maniac, sex-skills, sexy, taste
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: amorous, anger, curse, dirty, dirty-life, doing-foolish-things, erotic, humor, illicit-sex, immoral, immoral-act, immorality, intolerable, judgement, lovemaking, mad-quotes, madness, michael-bassey-johnson, nooky, pornography, rumpy-pumpy, sex, sex-and-the-city, sex-urge, sexual-intercourse, stinking-mind
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: bonking, eternity, fucking, hell, intercourse, rumpy-pumpy, sex, sex-maniac, vagina
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: attraction, bed, cash, dough, fancy, handsome, handsomeness, horny, modern, modern-ladies, money, power, powerful, preference, prowess, rumpy-pumpy, screw, screwing, stamina, tiger, today, women
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: allure, bait, bed, bedmate, bedtime, bonking, chance, crazy, crazy-quote, excitement, face, foreplay, fornication, gesture, gestures, horny, intercourse, luck, lucky, lure, lust, michael-bassey-johnson, realization, romance, romancing, romantic, rumpy-pumpy, sex, stupid, trick, wisdom, women
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Michael Bassey Johnson
“If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
tags: bonking, frustration, fucking, horny, hunger, hungry, intercourse, lust, regret, regrets, rumpy-pumpy, sex-urge
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