Pick Up Lines Quotes

Quotes tagged as "pick-up-lines" (showing 1-30 of 34)
Amit Kalantri
“I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Robin Jones Gunn
“Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him.”
Robin Jones Gunn, As You Wish

Amit Kalantri
“I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“I have a question for you. "If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?".”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

S.J. Kincaid
“If I met a horse that looked like you, I’d find that horse attractive.”
S.J. Kincaid, Vortex

Ilona Andrews
“How is it different?"
He rolled his head back, sable hair falling down on his shoulders. "With Rose I knew what to say. I could take a step back and talk to her. I remembered all the crap from the magaznies. It was easy."
"And with me, it's hard?" Why? Because she was a swamp girl? And how did the magazines fit into it?
William looked away from her. "I don't like it when you're away. If I don't see you, I can't settle down. If I see you talking with another man, I want to claw his throat out. And none of the things you're supposed to say fit."
Oh, this had to be good. "What sort of things?"
He sighed. "The lines. Like, 'You're my everything,' or 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Ilona Andrews, Bayou Moon

Amit Kalantri
“There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Andrea Portes
“Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.”
Andrea Portes, Anatomy of a Misfit

“I wonder if you know how special you are; I wonder if you know how precious you are; I wonder if you know how lucky I am to have you in my life; I love you so much.”
Hassan Ali

Amit Kalantri
“With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“If I have only one coin left in the world, I will buy a rose to propose to you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don't get to see you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

L.A. Casey
“I'm finding myself highly attracted to you right now. Would you like to come home with me since you're already dressed for bed?”
L.A. Casey, Alec

Amit Kalantri
“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“The Earth must have done some noble work; that is why you were born here and not in the ocean among the fishes and not in the sky among the birds.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“I think poverty is not the worst thing in the world, blindness is, because blind people cannot see your beauty.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“The air is full of flying kisses sent by the people who are watching you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder - and that's you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Amit Kalantri
“If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours to gaze at you.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Jennifer Crusie
“He leaned on the bar. "I'm Tony. And you owe me."
Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar, too, mirroring him. "I owe you?"
"Yes." He grinned at her. "Because of chaos theory."
Liza shook her head. "Chaos theory."
He moved closer to her. "Chaos theory says that complex dynamical systems become unstable because of disturbances in their environments after which a strange attractor draws the trajectory of the stress."
Liza looked at him, incredulous. "This is your line?"
"I am a complex dynamical system," Tony said.
"Not that complex," Liza said.
"And I was stable until you caused a disturbance in my environment."
"Not that stable," Liza said.
Tony grinned. "And since you're the strangest attractor in the room, I followed the trajectory of my stress right to you."
"That's not what you followed to me." Liza turned so that her back was against the bar, her shoulder blocking him. "Give me something better than that, or I'll find somebody else to amuse myself with."
From the corner of her eye, she saw the other guy, the vacant-looking blond, lean down to Bonnie. "Is she always like this?" he said to Bonnie, and Liza turned to size him up. Big. Husky. Boring.
"Well, your friend isn't exactly Prince Charming," Bonnie said, giving him her best fluttery smile.
He beamed back down at her. "Neither am I. Is that okay?"
Oh, come on, Liza thought, and caught Tony-the-bullethead's eye.
"He means it," Tony said. "Roger has no line."
"After the chaos theory debacle, that's a plus," Liza said.
"Poor baby," Bonnie was saying as she put her hand on Roger's sleeve. "Of course, that's okay. I'm Bonnie."
Roger looked down at her with naked adoration. "I'm Roger, and you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life."
Bonnie's smile widened, and she moved closer to him.
"Which doesn't mean he's bad with women," Tony said, sounding bemused.”
Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

Jason Medina
“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something you like.”
Jason Medina, A Ghost In New Orleans

Amit Kalantri
“The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.”
Amit Kalantri, I Love You Too

Jason Medina
“Would it be okay, if I joined you for a while?” He continued before they could respond, “I promise not to overstay my welcome.”
Jason Medina, A Ghost In New Orleans

Tina Fey
“I don’t know what kind of movie would put their locations scout up at a YMCA, but if I had to guess I would say it was not Titanic. Anyway, this guy seemed almost normal until he walked up to me at the front desk, handed me a little cardboard box, said, “Voulez vous couchez avec moi?” and walked away. In the box was a packet of SweeTarts and two used Linda Ronstadt tapes.

Needless to say, we married in the spring.”
Tina Fey, Bossypants

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