Maximum Ride Quotes

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James Patterson
“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been”
James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

James Patterson
“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested.”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.”
James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

James Patterson
“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.”
James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

James Patterson
“You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!”
James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

James Patterson
“Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max”
James Patterson, Max

James Patterson
“I choose you," he said very softly, "Max."
Then his hard, rough hand tenderly cuppoed my chin, and suddenly his mouth was on mine, and every synapse in my brain shorted out.
We had kissed a couple of times before, but this was different. This time, I squelched my immediate, overwhelming desire to run away screaming. I closed my eyes and put my arms around him despite my fear. Then somehow we slid sideways so we were lying in the cool sand. I was holding him fiercely, and he was kissing me fiercely, and it was...just so, so intensely good. Once I got past my usual, gut-wrenching terror, there was a long, sweet slide into mindlessness, when all I felt was Fang, and all I heard was his breathing, and all I could think was "Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
James Patterson, Max

James Patterson
“At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“Don't ever leave me again." -Max
I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored.
Were you born that way?"
No."
How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.”
James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

James Patterson
“Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!”
James Patterson, Fang

James Patterson
“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”
James Patterson, Angel

James Patterson
“I offered to pee on him, but they said no”
James Patterson, Max

James Patterson
“They call me, The Sharkalator”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate. ”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.”
James Patterson, Max

James Patterson
“You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?”
James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

James Patterson
“Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!”
James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

James Patterson
“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
James Patterson, The Final Warning

James Patterson
“Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.”
James Patterson

James Patterson
“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
James Patterson

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