Ex Boyfriends Quotes

Quotes tagged as "ex-boyfriends" (showing 1-14 of 14)
Mae West
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West

Coco J. Ginger
“...I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately.”
Coco J. Ginger

“Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.”
Alexa Chung, It

David Levithan
“So there we were. Once upon a time, during the storybook version of dating we'd gone through, I'd pretended that it was possible to love her when I only mildly liked her. Now I had no desire to pretend we'd ever be in love, and I liked her madly.

'Can we try to be wise with each other for a very long time?' I asked her.

She laughed. 'You mean, can we share our fuckups and see if we can get any wisdom out of them?'

'Yeah,' I said. 'That would be nice.”
David Levithan, Dash & Lily's Book of Dares

Erin Jamison
“He reached out and intertwined our hands. Gently urging me forward he whispered, “Have I lost you love?”
Erin Jamison, Better Than 8: Fantasy

Koren Zailckas
“My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.”
Koren Zailckas, Fury: A Memoir

Jasper Fforde
“I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.”
Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy

Lauren Barnholdt
“But it's that fucking dress she's wearing. It's low-cut and tight and just...Jesus. Why would she wear a dress like that? Is she doing it just to torture me? I like the idea that maybe she had me in mind when she picked it out. Of course, she might be wearing it because she wants to get attention from other guys.
I look around the wedding suspiciously, trying to see if anyone is looking at her. I don't want to have to punch someone out, but i'll do it if I have to.”
Lauren Barnholdt, Right of Way

Jenny Mollen
“..reading your ex's horoscope every week isn't going to help you control his life. No, you need to hide in his bushes, break into his email, or kidnap his dog if you want to effect any real change.”
Jenny Mollen, I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories About Me and Some Other People

Laura     Miller
“These days, though, he was as unpredictable as an alley cat. One minute, he’s purring on
your lap. The next, he’s scowling at you from the window sill, and you’re left wondering if he’s plotting your demise over there, just waiting for you to fall asleep. That’s Will.”
Laura Miller

Sloan Parker
“Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against the counter, and folded his arms over his chest. "You're an idiot." "Seems to be a common conclusion. You're not my favourite person right now either.”
Sloan Parker, Take Me Home

Dandi Daley Mackall
“I was thinking about the cow thing. About how hanging on to an ex-boyfriend is like chewing your cud until somebody drops a fresh bale of hay in front of you. Or something like that.”
Dandi Daley Mackall, My Boyfriends' Dogs: The Tales of Adam and Eve and Shirley

“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.”
Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading

D.A. Rhine
“Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?”
D.A. Rhine, Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan

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