Divorce Humor Quotes

Quotes tagged as "divorce-humor" (showing 1-20 of 20)
Hank Moody
“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”
Hank Moody

Claire Cook
“Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.”
Claire Cook, Must Love Dogs

Natasha Anders
“Go out, get wasted, bang a bimbo.”
Natasha Anders, The Unwanted Wife

Barbara Taylor Bradford
“He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.”
Barbara Taylor Bradford, Power of a Woman

Lailah Gifty Akita
“Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.”
Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!

Bangambiki Habyarimana
“Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”
Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

D.A. Rhine
“Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?”
D.A. Rhine, Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan

“Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.”

Melody Snow Monroe
“If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside assistance was one of them. Aargh.”
Melody Snow Monroe, Craving Candy

“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”
Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“When you don’t want something or someone anymore, the truth is, you don’t give a damn about who has it. And that’s the truth. - TheAffidavitOfNiedriaDionneKenny”
Niedria Dionne Kenny

Lailah Gifty Akita
“Love is patient.
Love is kind.”
Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind

“Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole.”
Auliq Ice

“For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even those who love them.”
Auliq Ice

Lailah Gifty Akita
“God has the key to open the heart of every soul.”
Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!

Claire Cook
“There’s life after divorce, Sarah,’ my father proclaimed, not that he’d ever been divorced.”
Claire Cook, Must Love Dogs

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Julieanne O'Connor
“Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.”
Julieanne O'Connor, Spelling It Out for Your Man

Ben Tolosa
“Divorce is success. Failure is staying married to a person you no longer love.”
Ben Tolosa, Masterplan Your Success

“It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.”
Auliq Ice