Coffee Table Quotes

“As far as coffee table books go, this one's slow roasted like Seattle's finest. It even comes with FREE refills that you drink through your eyes.”
― Jarod Kintz, I design saxophone music in blocks, like Stonehenge

“It's not a party until you dig your shin into the coffee table. Then it's a shindig.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It will be a great conversation starter.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“I’ve convinced myself that coffee tables are the 21st century equivalent of a castle in the sky.”
― Matt Puchalski, A Pandemic Gardening Journal