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Jarod Kintz
“My blender is powered by saxophone music. I make smoothies that taste like ducks quacking.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories
tags: absurd, blender, duck, humor, power, quack, smoothie
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Christina Engela
“The alien was an ugly sight, all angles and corners. Like a pentagram might look if it fell into a mathematical blender. No ports, seam lines or anything. Smooth yellow hull. No markings. And it was too close!”
― Christina Engela, Space Sucks!
tags: and, anything, blender, close, corners, fell, hull, into, lines, markings, no, ports, seam, sight, the
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
“Mixed messages are words pureed in the blender of deceit.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough
tags: blender, communication, conversation, deception, message, mixed-messages, pureed
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