Smoothie Quotes

“Isn't ketchup technically a fruit smoothie?”
― Arizona Tape, Beyond the Northern Lights

“My blender is powered by saxophone music. I make smoothies that taste like ducks quacking.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

“Whatever she's concocted tastes creamy and spicy, like cinnamon oatmeal cookies laced with coffee. It hits my system with a welcome kick and runs icy cold down my parched throat.”
― Kristen Callihan, Dear Enemy