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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anais Nin

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

“Never lose an opportunity for seeing something beautiful for beauty is God s handwriting.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.”
― Alan Moore, V for Vendetta

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy