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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #2
    Elbert Hubbard
    “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #3
    Philip Pullman
    “I write almost always in the third person, and I don't think the narrator is male or female anyway. They're both, and young and old, and wise and silly, and sceptical and credulous, and innocent and experienced, all at once. Narrators are not even human - they're sprites.”
    Philip Pullman

  • #4
    Douglas Coupland
    “And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.”
    Douglas Coupland, Life After God

  • #5
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “People tend to complicate their own lives, as if living weren't already complicated enough.”
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

  • #6
    Red Haircrow
    “You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.”
    Red Haircrow

  • #7
    Cornelia Funke
    “Which of us has not felt that the character we are reading in the printed page is more real than the person standing beside us?”
    Cornelia Funke

  • #8
    E.M. Forster
    “How do I know what I think until I see what I say?”
    E.M. Forster

  • #9
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”
    robert heinlein

  • #10
    Randall Jarrell
    “A poet is a man who manages, in a lifetime of standing out in thunderstorms, to be struck by lightning five or six times.”
    Randall Jarell

  • #11
    Stephen  King
    “If you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the second-to-least of your concerns. The least of all should be polite society and what it expects. If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered, anyway.”
    Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

  • #12
    Anthony Trollope
    “A small daily task, if it be really daily, will beat the labours of a spasmodic Hercules.”
    Anthony Trollope

  • #13
    Don Roff
    “Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”
    Don Roff

  • #14
    Eudora Welty
    “It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by people, that books were not natural wonders, coming up of themselves like grass. Yet regardless of where they come from, I cannot remember a time when I was not in love with them -- with the books themselves, cover and binding and the paper they were printed on, with their smell and their weight and with their possession in my arms, captured and carried off to myself. Still illiterate, I was ready for them, committed to all the reading I could give them ...”
    Eudora Welty, One Writer's Beginnings

  • #15
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #16
    Virginia Woolf
    “I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”
    Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

  • #17
    Bette Davis
    “When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
    Bette Davis

  • #18
    Virginia Woolf
    “Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
    Virginia Woolf

  • #19
    Audrey Hepburn
    “There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #20
    Ann Richards
    “After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
    Ann Richards

  • #21
    Neil Gaiman
    “Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #22
    Bill Maher
    “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
    Bill Maher

  • #23
    Barbra Streisand
    “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
    Barbra Streisand

  • #24
    Katharine Hepburn
    “Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
    Katharine Hepburn

  • #25
    We accept the love we think we deserve.
    “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #26
    Stephen Chbosky
    “So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #27
    Thomas Hardy
    “If we be doomed to marry, we marry; if we be doomed to remain single we do.”
    Thomas Hardy, Under the Greenwood Tree

  • #28
    Audrey Hepburn
    “I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #29
    نزار قباني
    “Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.”
    Nizar Qabbani

  • #30
    Bob Marley
    “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
    Bob Marley



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