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  • #1
    “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #2
    “I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. ”
    Joss Whedon

  • #3
    Fred Rogers
    “When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
    Fred Rogers

  • #4
    RuPaul
    “my goal is to always come from a place of love ...but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker”
    Rupaul

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #6
    “The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians: who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, walk out the door, and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.”
    Kevin Max

  • #7
    “Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all
    But lend me your heart and I'll just let you fall
    Lend me your eyes I can change what you see
    But your soul you must keep, totally free”
    Mumford and Sons, Mumford & Sons: Sigh No More: Piano/Vocal/Guitar Artist Songbook

  • #8
    Marilyn Manson
    “Most of the world's problems could be avoided if people just said what they fucking meant.”
    Marilyn Manson, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

  • #9
    “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
    Joe Klaas, The Twelve Steps to Happiness: A Practical Handbook for Understanding and Working the Twelve Step Programs for Alcoholism, Codependency, Eating Disorders, and Other Addictions

  • #10
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #11
    Charlotte Brontë
    “I would always rather be happy than dignified.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

  • #12
    Bette Davis
    “When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
    Bette Davis

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
    Mark Twain

  • #14
    Neil Gaiman
    “Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #15
    “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
    Cher

  • #16
    Oscar Wilde
    “I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #17
    Mae West
    “A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
    Mae West

  • #18
    Mae West
    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
    Mae West

  • #19
    Mae West
    “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
    Mae West

  • #20
    Stephen  King
    “Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to.”
    Stephen King, Dolores Claiborne

  • #21
    Janet Evanovich
    “Bitch."
    "Slut."
    "Whore."
    "Cunt."
    I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt.”
    Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

  • #22
    Charles Bukowski
    “Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #23
    Charles Bukowski
    “My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
    Charles Bukowski, Factotum

  • #24
    Charles Bukowski
    “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #25
    Charles Bukowski
    “Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #26
    David  Wong
    “Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him.

    He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs-you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.

    On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand-new handle for your ax.

    The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade.

    Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand-new head for your ax. As soon as you get home, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded earlier. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed-trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter” resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.

    You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that beheaded me!”

    IS HE RIGHT?”
    David Wong, John Dies at the End

  • #27
    David  Wong
    “I didn’t cry. And if you think I did, good luck proving it, asshole.”
    David Wong, John Dies at the End

  • #28
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #29
    Christopher Moore
    “Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #30
    Langston Hughes
    “I stay cool, and dig all jive,
    That's the way I stay alive.
    My motto,
    as I live and learn,
    is
    Dig and be dug
    In return.”
    Langston Hughes



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