Lata > Lata's Quotes

Showing 1-30 of 2,850
« previous 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 94 95
sort by

  • #1
    Caimh McDonnell
    “It had recently dawned to her that the problem with using successfull people as your role models is that they represented a tiny sample size. It didnt take into account all the other people who'd also made 'daring' choices in their lives and wound up at dead ends or just plain dead.”
    ― Caimh McDonnell, Bloody Christmas

  • #2
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

  • #3
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens

  • #4
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor

  • #5
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”
    ― Lemony Snicket

  • #7
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse

  • #8
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “If he had a mind, there was something on it.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse

  • #9
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when". ”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse

  • #10
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

  • #11
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse, Love Among the Chickens

  • #12
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.”
    ― P.G. Wodehouse

  • #13
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
    ― Wodehouse

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde

  • #15
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde

  • #16
    Maya Angelou
    “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
    ― Maya Angelou

  • #17
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #18
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #19
    Allen Saunders
    “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
    ― Allen Saunders

  • #20
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
    ― Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #21
    Neil Gaiman
    “Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #22
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain

  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #25
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein

  • #26
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz

  • #27
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    ― Jim Henson

  • #28
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen

  • #29
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    ― Paul Terry

  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx



Rss
« previous 1 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 94 95