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“Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell!

Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend.”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“Sometimes you're so nice, I can't believe I ever hated you." —Keely to Jack”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

“I know it’s stupid, but I’m just so crazy in love with her I wanted everyone to know it. To see how lucky I am. To brag that this…perfect woman is mine. That she picked me. That she loves me.”

“What do you care that the whole world knows that?” Colt said. “Jeez, Carter, the only important thing is you know.”

Colby and Cord both gave Colt an odd look.”
― Lorelei James, Rode Hard, Put Up Wet

“Oh God.”

I told you not to look.”

No, you didn’t. You said ‘in a minute.’ That’s not the same thing at all.”

It is to me.”

She swallowed back her gorge. Her throat was tight in the aftermath. “I’m adding communication issues to the stuff we need to work on.”

I communicate just fine. The way I see it, your listening is off.”
― Sarah McCarty, Caleb

“You'll call me Damon. I see no need for dramatic titles. I, on the other hand will call you beautiful, lover, mine. I'll call you mine." (Damon to Serena)”
― Maya Banks, Sweet Persuasion

“Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis.
- Faith”
― Maya Banks, Sweet Surrender

“I know this woman.”
“Who the hell is she?”
He stared both his brothers down. “She’s mine.”
― Maya Banks, No Place to Run

“Is there something wrong?” he asked.
She gave a short negative motion with her head. And then words, so sweet, like a cool northern breeze blowing off the lake. “You could hold me now.”
It was almost his undoing.
“Ah baby.”
― Maya Banks, The Darkest Hour

“She laid her head against his collarbone, and he kissed her temple. To her shock, she felt a shudder roll through his body about the same time she registered wetness against her skin. Tears. His tears.
She started to turn around, but he tightened his grip.
“Stay,” he said in a choked voice. “Just let me hold you, baby. Just let me hold you.”
― Maya Banks, The Darkest Hour

“You city boys and your psychologists. Just what we need, some fancy-pants lollygaggin' around telling us all how we need to get in touch with our inner child...I find that little inner bastard and I'll choke the shit out of him for the hell of it.

~ Jackal ~”
― Lora Leigh, Kiss of Heat

“I am yours," he whispered. "I live to hold you, Risa. I breathe to touch you.”
― Lora Leigh

“Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it.”
― Lora Leigh, Megan's Mark

“There are much better ways to handle the delicate male ego.
With a two-by-four?
Only as a last resort and never in public.”
― Lora Leigh, Forbidden Pleasure

“Don't worry, Mrs. Colder. For the most part, we keep him leashed and gagged. We only let him free when the cute little animal jokes are needed.
~Sherra Callahan (on Kane Tyler)~”
― Lora Leigh, Elizabeth's Wolf

“Where the hell do you get your nerve?
From a Cracker Jack box.”
― Lora Leigh, Wicked Pleasure

“I don't know about you, but I say we shoot the fuckers, bury the bodies and deny they were ever here." - Mordecai”
― Lora Leigh, Lion's Heat

“Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs,
and high heels that made the arch feel like it had a steel rod slammed up it. They were picky, arrogant, argumentative, and so damned certain of themselves <...>.”
― Lora Leigh, Real Men Do It Better

“Do you know, every time I've seen you you've been like the Grim Reaper of goodwill and cheer. You should find another profession.”
― Lora Leigh, Maverick

“You are a light that will always guide me, a whisper I'll always strain to hear.”
― Lora Leigh, Maverick

“You touch everyone, Emily. You touch a father's heart. A stranger's loyalty, and the soul I never knew I
had. You touch it, and you remind us of all the innocence we've lost in the world."
- Kell Krieger”
― Lora Leigh, Hidden Agendas

“And he believed because loving her meant believing. It meant trusting. And it meant life. It meant Kell Kreiger was no longer alone”
― Lora Leigh, Hidden Agendas

“She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together.”
― Selena Kitt, A Baumgartner Reunion

“He paused, gazing down at her in amusement, "Do you know when I first fell in love with you?"
"No, when?" she asked, intrigued.
"When you got out of your SUV looking hotter than a firecracker and madder than hell, and you said, 'Don't they stop at red lights where you're from, Forest Gump"'"

--Zack to Cori after their first "I love you's”
― Jo Davis

“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.”
― Patricia Briggs, Hunting Ground

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you.”
― Lorelei James, Saddled and Spurred

“Umm. Wow. Did it grow? Because it looks bigger."

"Kissin' your red-hot love flower made this stem grow big and hard just for you, baby doll."

AJ managed to meet his eyes. "Love flower?"

"Thought maybe you wanted some kinda sweet-talkin' love words first.”
― Lorelei James, Cowgirl Up and Ride

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein