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  • #1
    John Green
    “What the hell is that?" I laughed.
    "It's my fox hat."
    "Your fox hat?"
    "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
    "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
    "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
    John Green, Looking for Alaska

  • #2
    Bill Cosby
    “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
    Bill Cosby

  • #3
    Shel Silverstein
    “I cannot go to school today"
    Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
    "I have the measles and the mumps,
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
    I'm going blind in my right eye.
    My tonsils are as big as rocks,
    I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

    And there's one more - that's seventeen,
    And don't you think my face looks green?
    My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
    It might be the instamatic flu.

    I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
    I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
    My hip hurts when I move my chin,
    My belly button's caving in.

    My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
    My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
    My toes are cold, my toes are numb,

    I have a sliver in my thumb.

    My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
    I hardly whisper when I speak.
    My tongue is filling up my mouth,

    I think my hair is falling out.

    My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
    My temperature is one-o-eight.
    My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,

    There's a hole inside my ear.

    I have a hangnail, and my heart is ...
    What? What's that? What's that you say?
    You say today is .............. Saturday?

    G'bye, I'm going out to play!”
    Shel Silverstein

  • #4
    Gena Showalter
    “What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
    Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

  • #5
    Charlaine Harris
    “If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
    Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #8
    Suzanne Collins
    “I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.
    "No, wait," says Finnick. "Let's do it together. Put our faces right in front of his."
    Well, there's so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches frim his nose, and give him a shake. "Peeta. Peeta, wake up," I say in a soft, singsong voice.
    His eyelids flutter open and then he jumps like we've stabbed him. "Aa!"
    Finnick and I fall back in the sand, laughing our heads off. Every time we try to stop, we look at Peeta's attempt to maintain a disdainful expression and it sets us off again.”
    Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

  • #9
    Adlai E. Stevenson II
    “It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”
    Adlai E. Stevenson

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “aren't you, uh... reproducing?

    "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #11
    Rachel Caine
    “Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “What?’” “First base,’” she said. “You’re already there.’” “I’m not running the bases.’” “Well, you could at least steal second.’” “Jeez, Claire. I used to distract myself with sports stats at times like these, but now you’ve gone and ruined it.”
    Rachel Caine, The Dead Girls' Dance

  • #12
    Lewis Carroll
    “Why it's simply impassible!
    Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
    Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

  • #13
    Richelle Mead
    “You're beautiful in battle," said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. "Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."
    "Funny," I said, shifting my hold on the stake. "That is kind of why I'm here."
    "Angels fall, Rose.”
    Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound

  • #14
    Cathy East Dubowski
    “How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”
    Cathy East Dubowski, Disney's Toy Story

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
    "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.
    Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?"
    "Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-"
    "SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. "That is so not funny!"
    "Sure it is. You just don't see the humor."
    "Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
    Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...”
    J.K. Rowling

  • #18
    James  Patterson
    “The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”
    James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #19
    Libba Bray
    “It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.”
    Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #21
    Rachel Caine
    “But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?"
    Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. "Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was something else." Michael looked blank. "I'm a girl, Michael, it could have been all natural, you know. Tampons?”
    Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley

  • #22
    Scott Westerfeld
    “You're insane!" she shouted.
    "Pretty cool, huh?"
    "No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't you tell me it was broken?"
    Shay shrugged. "More fun that way?"
    "More fun?" Her heart beating fast,her vision strangely clear. She was full of anger and relief and...joy.
    "Well, kind of. But you suck!”
    Scott Westerfeld, Uglies

  • #23
    Nicholas Sparks
    “Wait. Let me guess. You’re giving me the cold shoulder, right?”
    With that, she sighed. “Shouldn’t you be with your friends, staring at yourselves in the mirror?”
    He laughed. “That’s funny. I’ll have to remember that.”
    “I’m not being funny. I’m being serious.”
    “Oh, because we’re so good-looking”
    Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

  • #24
    Tupac Shakur
    “Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's laws wrong, it learned to walk without having feet. Funny, it seems to by keeping it's dreams; it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared.”
    Tupac Shakur, The Rose That Grew From Concrete

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up"
    "There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly...."My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!"
    "And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #26
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Sam laughed, a funny, self-deprecating laugh. "You did read a lot. And spent too much time just inside the kitchen window, where I couldn't see you very well."

    "And not enough time mostly naked in front of my bedroom window?" I teased.

    Sam turned bright red. "That," he said, "is so not the point of this conversation.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver

  • #27
    Stephenie Meyer
    “What's so funny?" Bella mumbled.
    "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again.
    "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.
    "S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
    Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.”
    Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

  • #28
    Rachel Vincent
    “The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.”
    Rachel Vincent, Stray

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #30
    Groucho Marx
    “A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
    Groucho Marx



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