Blonde Humor Quotes

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Stephenie Meyer
“What's so funny?" Bella mumbled.
"I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again.
"I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.
"S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.”
Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

Stephenie Meyer
“Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.
Have you herd this one, Psycho?
how do a blond's brain cells die?"
She didn't say anything.
Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?"
She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.
Has she heard it?" I asked Edward.
No." He answered.
Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.”
Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

Tina Fey
“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”
Tina Fey, Bossypants

Marilyn Monroe
“There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.”
Marilyn Monroe

Stephenie Meyer
“Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."
I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling.
I'll keep trying." I promised.”
Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”
Dolly Parton

Kiersten White
“When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you
doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought
the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then
again, you are blond.” “So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here?”
Kiersten White, Supernaturally

Saul Bellow
“She was what we used to call a suicide blonde-- dyed by her own hand.”
Saul Bellow

Ann Aguirre
“I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.”
Ann Aguirre, Blue Diablo

“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.”
Sharon Green, Wind Whispers, Shadow Shouts

“Multi cauta paradisul cu o blonda pe o insula pustie, nestiind ca acolo se afla doar insula si ceva numit prostie.”
Mircea Popister

John King
“My word is my blonde.”
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic