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  • #1
    James  Patterson
    “You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #2
    James  Patterson
    “I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #3
    James  Patterson
    “Max.
    God, but she was stubborn. And tough. And closed in. Closed off. Except when
    she was holding Angel, or ruffling the Gasman’s hair, or pushing something
    closer to Iggy’s hand so he could find it easily without knowing anyone had
    helped him. Or when she was trying to untangle Nudge’s mane of hair.
    Or-sometimes-when she was looking at Fang.
    He shifted on the hard ground, a half-dozen flashes of memory cycling
    through his brain. Max looking at him and laughing. Max leaping off a cliff,
    snapping out her wings, flying off, so incredibly powerful and graceful that
    it took his breath away.
    Max punching someone’s lights out, her face like stone.
    Max kissing that weiner Sam on Anne’s front porch.
    Gritting his teeth, Fang rolled onto his side.
    Max kissing him on the beach, after Ari had kicked Fang’s butt.
    Just now, her mouth soft under his.
    He wished she were here, if not next to him, then somewhere in the cave, so
    he could hear her breathing.
    It was going to be hard to sleep without that tonight.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #4
    James  Patterson
    “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked.
    “Yeah.”
    “When?”
    “Right away.”
    “How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
    He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. “She offered to cook breakfast.”
    James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

  • #5
    James  Patterson
    “Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
    "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been”
    James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #6
    James  Patterson
    “He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
    "I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
    "You could in New Hampshire."
    My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!
    James Patterson, Max

  • #7
    James  Patterson
    “The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”
    James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #8
    James  Patterson
    “What happened to your tan?"--Fang
    "It was dirt." --Max”
    James Patterson, The Final Warning

  • #9
    James  Patterson
    “That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.
    You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.”
    James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

  • #10
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #11
    James  Patterson
    “Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #12
    James  Patterson
    “Can I come in?
    No! I'm in a towel!
    I'm blind!”
    James Patterson

  • #13
    James  Patterson
    “Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
    Fang: "But we're grounded."
    Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)”
    James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

  • #14
    James  Patterson
    “YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.”
    James Patterson, Max

  • #15
    James  Patterson
    “Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
    Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
    Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
    Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #16
    James  Patterson
    “The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

  • #17
    James  Patterson
    “Max! Save Total!
    -Angel
    No, I'm flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun
    -Max”
    James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
    tags: humor



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