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  • #1
    Kevin Hearne
    “Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hounded

  • #2
    Kevin Hearne
    “Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #3
    Kevin Hearne
    “Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hounded

  • #4
    Kevin Hearne
    “I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do lose bladder control as well."

    "I see. And who is this author"

    "Neil Fucking Gaiman."

    "His second name is Fucking?"

    "No Leif that’s the honorary second name all celebrities are given by their fans. It’s not an insult it’s a huge compliment and he’s earned it.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #5
    Kevin Hearne
    “Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed

  • #6
    Kevin Hearne
    “There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #7
    Kevin Hearne
    “Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has been open all this time, by the way, and Granuaile hasn't said a thing.

    Thanks, buddy, I said silently as I tried to surreptitiously zip up my jeans.

    See? I got your back AND your front. I deserve a treat.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed
    tags: humor

  • #8
    Kevin Hearne
    “I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.”
    Kevin Hearne, Kaibab Unbound

  • #9
    Kevin Hearne
    “She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hexed

  • #10
    Kevin Hearne
    “Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hammered

  • #11
    Lili St. Crow
    “Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.”
    Lili St. Crow

  • #12
    “I'm not a goddamned faith healer! I don't talk to God! I'm a mechanic and her goddamned engine was broken!
    --Joanne ”
    C.E. Murphy, Urban Shaman

  • #13
    “They're constants, aren't they?" ... "Books are. That's why we like them so much. They seem immutable. They're not, of course. Not from the author's first draft to the tenth printing, but they seem like it.”
    C.E. Murphy, Heart of Stone

  • #14
    “You fought demons?" Jane said incredulously, "And I thought my life was weird."

    "You turn into a giant panther. Your life is weird.”
    C.E. Murphy, Easy Pickings

  • #15
    Faith Hunter
    “Beast had once informed me that humans were hunters only by luck and because they had opposable thumbs.”
    Faith Hunter, Skinwalker

  • #16
    Daphne du Maurier
    “But luxury has never appealed to me, I like simple things, books, being alone, or with somebody who understands.”
    Daphne du Maurier

  • #17
    George R.R. Martin
    “... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #18
    George R.R. Martin
    “My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #19
    George R.R. Martin
    “Don’t call me Lord Snow.”
    The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. “Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #20
    George R.R. Martin
    “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

  • #21
    Bob Dylan
    “Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.”
    Bob Dylan

  • #22
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West. Some courage and some wisdom, blended in measure. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

  • #23
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.'
    I should think so — in these parts! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

  • #24
    William Blake
    “I was angry with my friend:
    I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
    I was angry with my foe:
    I told it not, my wrath did grow.”
    William Blake, Songs of Experience

  • #25
    Benjamin Franklin
    “I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #26
    N.H. Kleinbaum
    “So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”
    N.H. Kleinbaum, Dead Poets Society

  • #27
    “You should date a girl who reads.
    Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

    Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she has found the book she wants. You see that weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a secondhand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow and worn.

    She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

    Buy her another cup of coffee.

    Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

    It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas, for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry and in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

    She has to give it a shot somehow.

    Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

    Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who read understand that all things must come to end, but that you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

    Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.

    If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

    You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

    You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

    Or better yet, date a girl who writes.”
    Rosemarie Urquico

  • #28
    Thomas Hardy
    “When a strong woman recklessly throws away her strength she is worse than a weak woman who has never had any strength to throw away.”
    Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd
    tags: women

  • #29
    Sarah J. Maas
    “As for Celaena," he said again, "you do not have the right to wish she were not what she is. The only thing you have a right to do is decide whether you are her enemy or her friend.”
    Sarah J. Maas, Heir of Fire

  • #30
    Christopher Paolini
    “Books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life.”
    Christopher Paolini, Eragon



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