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  • #1
    Cindy Gerard
    “Wrangler butts drive me nuts.”
    Cindy Gerard, Whisper No Lies

  • #2
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #3
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #4
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #5
    Jeaniene Frost
    “If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #6
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #7
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”
    Jeaniene Frost

  • #8
    Jeaniene Frost
    “She's my kitten, and no one else's.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #9
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!”
    Jeaniene Frost

  • #10
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #11
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”
    Jeaniene frost

  • #12
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
    called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #13
    Jeaniene Frost
    “And that, Annette, is called Pilates”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #14
    Jeaniene Frost
    “I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #15
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Yeah, Life is a bitch and then you get stabbed.”
    Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

  • #16
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #17
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you”—his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips—“if we leave, I won’t behave.”
    Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave
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  • #18
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #19
    Jeaniene Frost
    “The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #20
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction."

    I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #21
    Jeaniene Frost
    “He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
    Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

  • #22
    “He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.”
    Erin McCarthy, Heiress for Hire

  • #23
    Shannon McKenna
    “You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks.”
    Shannon McKenna, Extreme Danger

  • #24
    Lorelei James
    “Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell!

    Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
    Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

  • #25
    Lorelei James
    “Sometimes you're so nice, I can't believe I ever hated you." —Keely to Jack”
    Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

  • #26
    Lauren Dane
    “Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I am. Flaws and all. Because I'm good in bed and I can carry heavy things and reach all the high shelves.”
    Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

  • #27
    Jill Shalvis
    “If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
    Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

  • #28
    “Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?”
    Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast

  • #29
    “If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”
    Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast

  • #30
    Laura Stamps
    “I was born without a filter on my mouth.”
    Laura Stamps



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