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#1

“Wrangler butts drive me nuts.”
― Cindy Gerard, Whisper No Lies

#2

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#3

“I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

tags: humor, love

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#4

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: humor, sex, vampire

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#5

“If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

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#6

“Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

tags: epithet, expletives

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#7

“I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”
― Jeaniene Frost

tags: paranormal-romance

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#8

“She's my kitten, and no one else's.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: love, vampire

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#9

“I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!”
― Jeaniene Frost

tags: paranormal-romance

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#10

“Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

tags: humor, love

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#11

“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”
― Jeaniene frost

tags: paranormal-romance

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#12

“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: bones, cat, foot, grave, juan, kitten, one

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#13

“And that, Annette, is called Pilates”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

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#14

“I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: humor, vampire

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#15

“Yeah, Life is a bitch and then you get stabbed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

tags: at-grave-s-end

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#16

“Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

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#17

“Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you”—his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips—“if we leave, I won’t behave.”
― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave

tags: 1

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#18

“Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: bones, cat

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#19

“The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

tags: funny

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#20

“Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction."

I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: bones, tate

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#21

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

tags: bones, cat, humor, sex

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#22

“He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.”
― Erin McCarthy, Heiress for Hire

tags: babysitting, britney-spears, easy, job

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#23

“You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks.”
― Shannon McKenna, Extreme Danger

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#24

“Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell!

Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

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#25

“Sometimes you're so nice, I can't believe I ever hated you." —Keely to Jack”
― Lorelei James, All Jacked Up

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#26

“Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I am. Flaws and all. Because I'm good in bed and I can carry heavy things and reach all the high shelves.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

tags: erotica, lauren-dane, romance

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#27

“If I looked like him,” Tara said. “I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”
― Jill Shalvis, Simply Irresistible

tags: funny, humour, romance, romantic-comedy

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#28

“Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?”
― Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast

tags: flirting, insult, tease, thesis

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#29

“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”
― Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast

tags: erection, morning, work

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#30

“I was born without a filter on my mouth.”
― Laura Stamps

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