Coming Undone Quotes

“Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I am. Flaws and all. Because I'm good in bed and I can carry heavy things and reach all the high shelves.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Like I need to play on the Wii when you're there willing to f*** me. Video games are what men invented to fill the sex void. Any man who chooses video games over sex deserves to live in his mother's basement with his mint-condition, in box Star Wars figurines and his real doll.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“You don't always choose who you love, sometimes it just happens.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“You shut up. I'm older and I'm not going to stay at your palace of decadence and deviance."

--Brody to Erin.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Umm, let me see. Hmmm, what to say, what to say? Oh, I know. Fuck you.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Hi there! You’re cute. Do you have any girlfriends? ‘Cause Gran says Momma needs a man in her life. Then Pops says, ‘Pfft, Martine, the last thing Elise needs is a man!’ But I think my Gran is right.”
“Rennie, for tonight, let’s play the think-about-what-we-say-before-we-say-it-game.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Baby, you two are my girls. I’ll protect you. I’ll protect you both.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Elise ran back to her room to freshen up. Just because she wasn’t looking for a boyfriend didn’t mean she couldn’t look nice enough to inspire some wank bank fantasies for Brody.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“He knew he’d be back, because he had a bit of a like on for the very charming, blushing Elise. Like was a good thing between two single adults. Especially if it entailed naked and horizontal moments.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“A mad killer or anything, darling. If you’re going to insult our neighbor, let’s use proper grammar to do so.” Brody”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone

“Mick, I love your tiger. Which isn't a euphemism for your penis. Though I really like that too.”
― Lauren Dane, Coming Undone