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  • #1
    David O. McKay
    “Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.”
    David O. McKay

  • #2
    John Lennon
    “Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.”
    John Lennon

  • #3
    William Shakespeare
    “Love comforeth like sunshine after rain,
    But Lust's effect is tempest after sun.
    Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain;
    Lust's winter comes ere summer half be done.
    Love surfeits not, Lust like a glutton dies;
    Love is all truth, Lust full of forged lies.”
    William Shakespeare, The Complete Sonnets and Poems
    tags: love

  • #4
    Mark Twain
    “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
    Mark Twain

  • #5
    Sarah Dessen
    “There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”
    Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

  • #6
    Janet Evanovich
    “When I was a little girl I wanted to be a reindeer-the flying kind. I spent a couple years galloping around looking for lichen and fantasizing about boy reindeer. Then one day I saw Peter Pan and my reindeer phase was over. I didn't understand the allure of not growing up, because every little girl got boobs and go steady. I did understand that a flying Peter Pan was better than a flying reindeer. Mary Lou had seen Peter Pan too, but Mary Lou's ambition was to be Wendy, so Mary Lou and I made a good pair. On most any day we could be seen holding hands, running through the neighborhood singing, "I can fly! I can fly!" If we'd been older this probably would have started rumors.
    The Peter Pan stage was actually pretty short-lived because a few months into Peter Pan I discovered Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman couldn't fly, but she had big, fat bulging boobs crammed into a sexy Wondersuit. Barbie was firmly entrenched as role model in the burg, but Wonder Woman gave her a good run for her money. Not only did Wonder Woman spill over her Wondercups but she also kicked serious ass. If I had to name the single most influential person in my life it would have to be Wonder Woman.
    All during my teens and early twenties I wanted to be a rock star. The fact that I can't play a musical instrument or carry a tune did nothing to diminish the fantasy. During my more realistic moments I wanted to be a rock star's girlfriend.”
    Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly
    tags: humor

  • #8
    Janet Evanovich
    “I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #9
    Janet Evanovich
    “Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked.

    "Not right now."

    "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected.

    I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.”
    Janet Evanovich

  • #10
    Janet Evanovich
    “She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."
    [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?"
    "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."
    I could feel the heat rush to my face.
    Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.”
    Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

  • #11
    Janet Evanovich
    “Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?"
    Lula”
    Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

  • #12
    Janet Evanovich
    “My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to eat a vegetable.”
    Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

  • #13
    Janet Evanovich
    “Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.”
    Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

  • #14
    Janet Evanovich
    “You fainted," I told Tank.

    "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.”
    Janet Evanovich, Fearless Fourteen

  • #15
    Janet Evanovich
    “You know, sometimes you can be real scary. I don't what you were thinking back there when you took those shoes off, but all hair stood up on the back of my next."
    I had airport rage."
    Fuckin' A," Lula said.”
    Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

  • #16
    Janet Evanovich
    “Bullets are creepy."
    Stephenie”
    Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

  • #17
    Janet Evanovich
    “This is war,' I yelled through the door.
    Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.”
    Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

  • #18
    Janet Evanovich
    “God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.”
    Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

  • #19
    Janet Evanovich
    “Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?"
    -Ranger”
    Janet Evanovich

  • #20
    Lisa Lutz
    “His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.”
    Lisa Lutz

  • #21
    Lisa Lutz
    “Milo refreshed Rae's drink and said, Talk to her. You need to get it off your chest." Then Milo turned to me and said, "Why don't you try a more subtle approach."

    "I demand you tell me your troubles," I said to my sister.

    "You're not as funny as you think you are," Rae replied.”
    Lisa Lutz

  • #22
    Victoria Laurie
    “I miss you when you’re not around,’ he said. ‘I can’t sleep when you’re not next to me, and I worry a lot about what you’re up to.”
    Victoria Laurie

  • #23
    Janet Evanovich
    “Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie)
    “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from
    holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)”
    Janet Evanovich, Finger Lickin' Fifteen

  • #24
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #25
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #26
    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “I locked the door, for what good it would do me, and went to bed. The Browning Hi-Power was in its second home, a modified holster strapped to the headboard of my bed. The crucifix was cool metal around my neck. I was as safe as I was going to be and almost too tired to care.

    I took one more thing to bed with me, a stuffed toy penguin named Sigmund. I don't sleep with him often, just every once in a while after someone tries to kill me. Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.”
    Laurell K. Hamilton, Guilty Pleasures

  • #27
    Victoria Laurie
    “I didn't care for the energy of the place—too many people and too much cigarette smoke—so I ventured instead near the lobby and the shops. At first I was a little intimidated by all the designer labels, but after a while I ventured into Dolce & Gabbana and Louis Vuitton and of course my favorite, Jimmy Choo. I was like a kid at the petting zoo, stroking the luxurious fabrics, cuddling with the fine leather purses, and cooing to the shoes. "Want to come home with me?" I asked one pair of beautiful snakeskin sandals. Their $450 price tag begged to differ, however, and I left them to find another home.”
    Victoria Laurie

  • #28
    H. Jackson Brown Jr.
    “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
    H. Jackson Brown Jr., P.S. I Love You

  • #29
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #30
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #31
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor



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