Motor Mouth Quotes

“Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“It’s a crap shoot out there,” Rosa said. “You roll the dice and sometimes you get a bing and a bang and sometimes you get a boom. That’s why God gave women shower massage.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“Good thing he can kill people,” Hooker said, dropping back, “because he sure as hell can’t drive.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“Race-car drivers aren’t supposed to run over people. You don’t lose points, but you could get a big fine and community ser vice.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth