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  • #1
    Bill Watterson
    “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #2
    Diana Wynne Jones
    “I hope your bacon burns.”
    Diana Wynne Jones , Howl’s Moving Castle

  • #3
    Jonathan Stroud
    “Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style."

    "That is a footstool.”
    Jonathan Stroud, The Golem's Eye

  • #4
    J.K. Rowling
    “Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.
    "Avada Kedavra!
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #5
    J.K. Rowling
    “The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #6
    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    Scott Adams

  • #7
    William Shakespeare
    “Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
    SAMPSON [Aside to Gregory]: Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
    GREGORY [Aside to Sampson]: No.
    SAMPSON: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.”
    William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

  • #8
    James  Patterson
    “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”
    James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

  • #9
    D.J. MacHale
    “Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.”
    D.J. MacHale

  • #10
    Eoin Colfer
    “I don't like lollipops.”
    Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

  • #11
    Eoin Colfer
    “(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #12
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #13
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #14
    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #16
    Douglas Adams
    “The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #17
    Jane Austen
    “What strange creatures brothers are!”
    Jane Austen

  • #18
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “And I fell violently on my face.”
    Edgar Allan Poe, Great Tales and Poems

  • #19
    Cathy East Dubowski
    “How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”
    Cathy East Dubowski, Disney's Toy Story

  • #20
    Lauren Myracle
    “You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
    Lauren Myracle, ttfn

  • #21
    Wendy Mass
    “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
    All the time.”
    Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life

  • #22
    William Shakespeare
    “Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!”
    William Shakespeare

  • #23
    “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
    Linda Grayson

  • #24
    Roald Dahl
    “Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
    Roald Dahl

  • #25
    Roald Dahl
    “I want an Oompa-Loompa!' screamed Veruca.”
    Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  • #26
    J.K. Rowling
    “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “First sign of madness, talking to your own head.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #30
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    Charles M. Schulz



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