2026 Reading Challenge

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    Jarod Kintz
    “Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
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    Albert Einstein
    “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: funny
    5183 likes

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  • #3
    John Green
    “As a child I was an inveterate liar. As opposed to now, I am a Novelist.”
    ― John Green
    tags: liar, writer
    114 likes

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  • #4
    Elvis Presley
    “Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them.”
    ― Elvis Presley
    tags: animals, hate
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  • #5
    Gerard Way
    “Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favorite color, punk?”
    ― Gerard Way
    tags: fire, gun, hate, love, my-chemical-romance, my-way-home-is-through-you
    369 likes

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  • #6
    Graham Greene
    “I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist.”
    ― Graham Greene, The End of the Affair
    tags: god, hate
    318 likes

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  • #7
    Madeleine L'Engle
    “Hate hurts the hater more'n the hated.”
    ― Madeline L'Engle
    tags: hate
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  • #8
    Jasper Fforde
    “If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”
    ― Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy
    tags: art, buildings, greed, hate, humor, intolerance, louis-armstrong
    337 likes

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  • #9
    Orson Scott Card
    “When you really know somebody you can’t hate them. Or maybe it’s just that you can’t really know them until you stop hating them.”
    ― Orson Scott Card, Speaker for the Dead
    tags: hate, understanding-others
    554 likes

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  • #10
    Cecily von Ziegesar
    “I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.”
    ― Cecily von Ziegesar, You Know You Love Me
    tags: hate, teen
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  • #11
    William Shakespeare
    “In time we hate that which we often fear.”
    ― William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra
    tags: fear, hate, hatred
    915 likes

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  • #12
    Martha Gellhorn
    “I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”
    ― Martha Gellhorn, Selected Letters
    tags: ernest-hemingway, feminism, hate, love, marriage, married-life, matrimony, men, mothers, psychology, relationships, sons, women
    2342 likes

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  • #13
    Orson Scott Card
    “In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them.”
    ― Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
    tags: enemy, epiphany, hate, love, understanding
    2459 likes

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  • #14
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    “If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
    ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    tags: beatnik, cynical, funny, humour
    2881 likes

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  • #15
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    ― Alexandre Dumas-fils
    tags: misattributed-to-einstein
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
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  • #17
    Jarod Kintz
    “Just because I liked something at one point in time doesn’t mean I’ll always like it, or that I have to go on liking it at all points in time as an unthinking act of loyalty to who I am as a person, based solely on who I was as a person. To be loyal to myself is to allow myself to grow and change, and challenge who I am and what I think. The only thing I am for sure is unsure, and this means I’m growing, and not stagnant or shrinking.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
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  • #18
    Siegfried Sassoon
    “The fact is that five years ago I was, as near as possible, a different person to what I am tonight. I, as I am now, didn't exist at all. Will the same thing happen in the next five years? I hope so.”
    ― Siegfried Sassoon
    tags: change
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  • #19
    Jarod Kintz
    “Question for your life: If you could change War’s name, do you think you’d change its nature?”
    ― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148396 likes

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  • #21
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex
    4253 likes

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  • #22
    Jarod Kintz
    “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
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  • #23
    Jarod Kintz
    “The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.
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    ― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
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  • #24
    Jarod Kintz
    “Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
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  • #25
    Jeaniene Frost
    “He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
    ― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave
    tags: bones, cat, humor, sex
    666 likes

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  • #26
    Jarod Kintz
    “I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
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  • #27
    Mark Twain
    “I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: ass, author, live, years
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  • #28
    Jarod Kintz
    “In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
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  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    tags: draco-malfoy, stupidity
    3211 likes

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  • #30
    M.F. Moonzajer
    “If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”
    ― M.F. Moonzajer
    tags: boyfriend, girlfriend, laid
    12 likes



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