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#1

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans

#2

“Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.”
― Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

tags: literature

155 likes

#3

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

tags: attributed-no-source, humor, misattributed-douglas-adams, wit

11373 likes

#4

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

18677 likes

#5

“I can resist anything except temptation.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

tags: temptation

4269 likes

#6

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

tags: bad-mood, disgruntlement, humor

495 likes

#7

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

tags: apologies, apologizing, humor, people, taking-advantage

684 likes

#8

“A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.”
― Oscar Levant

tags: humor, pun

52 likes

#9

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte

tags: history, past

112 likes

#10

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

tags: attributed-no-source, friends, friendship, misattributed-albert-camus

93566 likes

#11

“I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.”
― Peter De Vries

tags: humor, writing

348 likes

#12

“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”
― Mel Brooks

tags: humor, wit, writing

59 likes

#13

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
― Tom Clancy

tags: life

1996 likes

#14

“It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.”
― Robert Benchley

tags: fame, writing

103 likes

#15

“Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again”
― Mary Pickford

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