Chels

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.”
― Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

“A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.”
― Oscar Levant

“Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again”
― Mary Pickford