Chels

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“I can resist anything except temptation.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

“Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.”
― Jane Austen, Mansfield Park