Christopher Volkay > Christopher's Quotes

“Materialism was invented to give the ugly something to do.”
― Christopher Volkay

“Horror is the 'removal' of masks.”
― Robert Bloch

“Nothing true requires belief.”
― Christopher Volkay

“I hate everyone, starting with myself. (Title of
her autobiography.”
― Joan Rivers

“I imagine bugs and girls have adim perception of the cruel trick nature played on them, but lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it.”
― Calvin & Hobbes

“It was more fun dreaming about being a movie star than actually being one.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“By the time we hit 70, we all finally have the face we deserve.”
― ANON.

“If I had created the human race I'd sit in the corner with a bag over my head.”
― Samuel Clemens

“Tell me what you think you are and I'll tell you what you're not.”
― Amiel

“The best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.”
― Yeats, William Butler

“Everybody has a plan till they get hit in the mouth. (P.s.) I think this extends beyond boxing as well.”
― Mike Tyson

“Lady in red, take my advice, you'd be better off dead.”
― Grateful Dead

“Men are neither good nor bad, right or wrong. They are just herd animals (moo). Our genetic legacy. They are consensus seekers blowing in the gentle breezes like the weather vane perched atop your barn.”
― Christopher Volkay

“The chimps have a god too. He has a tail, furry as hell and he rides a great big ripe banana across the sky.”
― Christopher Volkay , The Illusionary Bargain

“Women fake orgasms and men fake relationships.”
― Anonymous

“My love swears that she is made of truth, and I do believe her; though I know she lies”
― Shakespeare

“We are told that man is the smartest of the animals, and of course it's true. But what's the competition? A buffalo? A turkey? A big slippery tuna? C'mon, that's what you're proud of? Wow?”
― Christopher Volkay

“If religion is the opiate of the masses, then sex is the cocaine.”
― CHRISTOPHER VOLKAY

“Peruse the human mouth carefully, when smiling. The third teeth back on top are said to be canines. They protrude down a little more than the other teeth. What they really are are our fangs and I never quite forget that, merely out of self-preservation.”
― Christopher Volkay , WHAT IF EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED WAS WRONG?: The Contrarian's Cookbook

“Sorrow concealèd, like an oven stopped,
Doth burn the heart to cinders where it is.”
― William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus

“The leech's kiss, the squid's embrace,
The prurient ape's defiling touch:
And do you like the human race?
No, not much.”
― Aldous Huxley, Ape and Essence

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“What have we all got to ecpect that we allow ourselves to be so line with disappointment.”
― Graham Greene

“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you live will reject you or die.”
― Anonymous

“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.”
― Anonymous

“Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can ever see or feel.”
― Anonymous

“Life is a shit sandwich, you either.learn to eat it or die. (Said to the Who's Pete Townsend by his manager)”
― Anon

“If you take out the killings, Washington D. C. actually has a very low crime rate. (Marion Barry former D. C. mayor.)”
― Marion Barry