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  • #1
    Kelly Moran
    “God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #2
    Kelly Moran
    “Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #3
    Kelly Moran
    “Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #4
    Kelly Moran
    “How southern belle of her.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #5
    Kelly Moran
    “He used his soothing tone reserved for cray-cray animals.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #6
    Kelly Moran
    “Translation: She's too good for you.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #7
    Kelly Moran
    “Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #8
    Kelly Moran
    “Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #9
    Kelly Moran
    “One would think he'd become a Master Jedi at it by now, but alas, "no" was not in his Webster.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #10
    Kelly Moran
    “I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”
    Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

  • #11
    Kelly Moran
    “The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.”
    Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

  • #12
    Kelly Moran
    “Most of the time, life doesn't pass me by, it tries to run me over.”
    Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

  • #13
    Kelly Moran
    “New hair and clothes don't change ugly.”
    Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

  • #14
    Kelly Moran
    “Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”
    Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

  • #15
    Kelly Moran
    “He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she’d never know the difference.”
    Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

  • #16
    Kelly Moran
    “Lord, but did he grow up nice.”
    Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

  • #17
    Kelly Moran
    “She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream”
    Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

  • #18
    Kelly Moran
    “Redemption was asking too much, but he could hope. Something told him he’d still be seeking absolution when he took his last breath on some distant day.”
    Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen

  • #19
    Kelly Moran
    “Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind.”
    Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen

  • #20
    Kelly Moran
    “He’d misspoken. She wasn’t a blow. She was a hydrogen bomb directly aimed at his solar plexus.”
    Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen



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