Quotes - Jojo Bungenaar (jojodazcaljayndylan) Showing 1-20 of 20

#1

“God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: handsome-hero, romance-novels

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#2

“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: mom, poor-memory, romance-novels

36 likes

#3

“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: odor, romance-novels, veterinarian

36 likes

#4

“How southern belle of her.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: fainting, romance-novels, southern-belle

37 likes

#5

“He used his soothing tone reserved for cray-cray animals.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

34 likes

#6

“Translation: She's too good for you.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

36 likes

#7

“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: dessert, romance-novels, sugar

36 likes

#8

“Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: food-groups, healthy-eating, junk-food, romance, romcom

34 likes

#9

“One would think he'd become a Master Jedi at it by now, but alas, "no" was not in his Webster.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

33 likes

#10

“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”
― Kelly Moran, Puppy Love

tags: autism, nonverbal-child, romance-novels

34 likes

#11

“The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

tags: bad-day, books, contemporary-romance, devil, funny, humorous, karma

111 likes

#12

“Most of the time, life doesn't pass me by, it tries to run me over.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

76 likes

#13

“New hair and clothes don't change ugly.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

71 likes

#14

“Family trees full of nuts have nothing on me. My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.”
― Kelly Moran, The Dysfunctional Test

30 likes

#15

“He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she’d never know the difference.”
― Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

tags: attraction, humor, romance-novels

22 likes

#16

“Lord, but did he grow up nice.”
― Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

tags: attraction, boy-to-man, growing-up-pains, romance-novels

20 likes

#17

“She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream”
― Kelly Moran, Counterbalance

tags: attraction, romance-love, secret-crush

20 likes

#18

“Redemption was asking too much, but he could hope. Something told him he’d still be seeking absolution when he took his last breath on some distant day.”
― Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen

tags: absolution, guilt, military-romance, redemption

31 likes

#19

“Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind.”
― Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen

tags: fun, getting-dirty, sex

28 likes

#20

“He’d misspoken. She wasn’t a blow. She was a hydrogen bomb directly aimed at his solar plexus.”
― Kelly Moran, In deinen Armen

tags: beautiful-woman, breathless, military-romance

26 likes

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